Messiah gettin' it on with nature.
produced by Sheila
The Almighty Messiah paces about his Labyrinth, bored. He decides to take a trip out into Nature.
"Ah, wonderous Nature!" The handsome God breathes in the fresh air.
There's a sudden rustling of the bushes near the distracted Messiah.
"Ah!" Messiah throws up his arms. "A giant rat out in the middle of nowhere! Someone! Help! Save me!" [Well, you can't kill an over-grown rat by charming them to death!]
Swooping down from the sky is a beautiful woman in yellow-and-green spandex [Praise FishGod].
The Messiah is taken aback. "Hey!" he said. "You're Rogue, from the X-Men!"
"Step back." she says. "And let me assit you!"

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