Single White Messiah Seeking Followers                  circus midgets, hamsters, and amphibians need not apply.

Due to limited stock you have no chances with this man.    -WebMaster (aka Messiah's muse)

One of the numerous available messiahs of this century. You may call him Master, but close friends call him Kris. A 6'1", 160 +/-, very white male with sandy blonde hair and Hazel-blue eyes. Do not be decieved by his taste in clothing (we're working on it). The One True Messiah enjoys cookies, power walks, and fuzzy bunnies. His turn offs are big old breasts, falling on cacti, and losing competitions. His turn on is Sheila, the most attractive and sexiest girl in the world ("Girlfriend", if you read the underline).. In his spare time Kris likes to turn inward, and ponder the imponderable. His hobbies are role playing, decieving the weak minded, and playing WWF SmackDown2 (an eerie obsession; pray for him).. Now, I know what you're all waiting for. How is Kris's sexual prowess? I cannot answer that with one word. How well does he perform? Wait...actually, yea, one word: Godly. So if you're horny(desperate?), if you're a stalker, if you're a fish without a mate, contact Kris, the One True Messiah, and he'll try to nogotiate his way out of it.

Click the mystical ying-yang to return home, my child.