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My Personal Homepage was created on
01/07/00 and last updated on 2/11/04. UPDATES 2/11/04 - Hi I am still alive, miss you all! UPDATES 1/27/02 - Added an entry to my diary on job hunting and plans for my car and Scott's Jeep. Added a few more pictures as well to the Photo Gallery. 1/16/02 - Grace's Eye Candy gets a face lift for 2002! All new layout, updates to all the pages. Added a LOT of pictures this time. LATEST NEWS 1/16/02 - Last month I moved to Pennsylvania to live with my boyfriend Scott. My new home is about 100 miles and 2 hours away from where I used to live in Maryland. I visit Maryland about once a week but it will probably slow down to about once every couple of weeks now that I am more settled in up here. THE PANTS IN THE FAMILY A young couple, just married were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they were undressing for bed, the husband who was a big burly man tossed his pants to his bride and said, "Here, put these on." She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I can't wear your pants," she said. "That's right," said the husband, "and don't you ever forget it. I'm the man who wears the pants in this family." With that she flipped him her panties and said "Try these on." He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps. "Hell," he said. "I can't get into your panties!". She replied, "That's right, and that's the way it is going to be until your fucking attitude changes!".
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