Hearing
and Talent, on Loan from God
By
GREGORY J. RUMMO
FEBRUARY 4,
2002
I
REMEMBER ONE DAY last year when I noticed
a difference in the way Rush Limbaugh’s voice sounded
on the air. It was as if he was trying to impersonate
himself.
That
was in mid-September. Almost two months later,
‘Ditto-heads’ got the shock of their lives when Mr.
Limbaugh revealed he had become deaf.
His
hearing loss began suddenly in May and rapidly
progressed to the point where he completely lost the
ability to hear. I remember him saying during one show,
“I have completely lost the sensation of my voice
inside my own head.”
You
could tell he was struggling. There was often a time
delay between a caller ending his point and Mr. Limbaugh
responding. Sometimes he would talk over a caller. And I
really felt bad for him during the holidays, knowing
that he couldn’t hear the music of Manheim Steamroller
that he plays as “bumps” during the Christmas
season.
But
struggle as he did, Mr. Limbaugh is a resilient man. His
willingness to continue, even when faced with the
uncertainty of having his hearing restored demonstrated
“the show must go on” and that deafness would not
become a barrier even in a profession where the ability
to communicate effectively is paramount in importance.
Virtually
everyone who regularly tunes into his daily 3-hour
program, dubbed the “EIB Institute for Advanced
Conservative Studies” is able to recall where they
were the first time they heard him. It’s a similar
phenomenon to JFK’s assassination. (Rush once did a
show during which he asked callers to tell him where
they were the first time they tuned in).
I
was in the basement of our first home in Paterson in the
middle of helping a carpenter friend of mine replace
about ten feet of a termite-weakened ceiling joist when
I attended my first class at the EIB Institute.
It
was getting close to noon and Michael turned to me and
said, “Do you have a radio?”
“What
do you think?” I answered.
“You
gotta hear this guy Rush Limbaugh,” Michael said.
It
was before the 1991-1992 basketball season and Magic
Johnson had just announced to the world that he was HIV
positive. Rush started the show off with a monologue as
he does on most days. Instead of falling in step with
the other members of the mainstream media who had
bequeathed hero status on the L.A. Laker guard, Rush
told his listeners, that there was only one word to
accurately characterize Magic Johnson’s actions: Promiscuity.
That
was it-I was hooked.
It
takes an agile mind to do talk radio and Rush is not
just smart, he is also blessed with an incredible
memory--a combination he credits to “talent on loan
from God,” a phrase he uses to tweak liberals because
they continue to misunderstand what he means by it.
(It’s that God thing-liberals are always
flummoxed by God).
On
top of this he’s a perfectionist. I noticed this
immediately the first time I met him years ago on the
set of his TV show on New York’s West Side. I was
standing in line, waiting for him to autographed my copy
of “The Way Things Ought to Be,” Mr. Limbaugh’s
first book. I commented that the word ‘Congress’ had
been misspelled on one of the captions that appeared
that evening during the taping of his show. “That
wouldn’t surprise me,” he shot back in a tone of
voice and with a facial expression that indicated he was
fed up with the lack of attention to detail by some of
his staff.
But
the real secret to Limbaugh’s success is that he is a
natural. It’s as if he sits down at the dinner table
with his listeners every afternoon for three hours and
talks to them like they are family members. I once
explained this to him during a call to his show and he
referred to himself as “Uncle Rush” during the next
segment of the program.
Having
a deaf son, and being acquainted with quite a number of
deaf people, I am aware of the frustrations that
accompany deafness. And for a person who makes his
living by listening-talk radio does involve listening as
well as talking-it must have been extremely difficult
for Mr. Limbaugh late last year as he struggled with the
sudden onset of deafness.
But
the operation he had earlier this year to surgically
imbed a cochlear implant into his skull has been nothing
short of miraculous, astounding both Mr. Limbaugh as
well as his doctors.
If you listen to him now, he sounds like the old
Rush.
God
has allowed the restoration of his hearing through
modern medical technology. You might say now that his
hearing and his talent are both on loan from God.
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