We'll Pretend This is About Me
"Nikki is the oldest of five kids most of whom are named after Snack Foods. At the tender age of 17 she was taken under the wing of Petula Clap. Soon after Nikki became an underground sensation in punishment and discipline until she met Venus. Venus convinced Nikki to leave her life of sex and debauchery and they became a team of crime fighting fiends going after Drug Lords and Terrorists.

Her greatest achievement was single handedly taking down the biggest baddie of New York. The Chocolate Milk Guzzling Smut Writer, Ethel Nitrate. Nikki made a name for herself and recorded an album that came out on 8-track, called 'You have very large nostrils for such a small gentleman.' It bombed.

After her long run in crime fighting she settled down to a simple life in a four car garage in New Jersey where she currently resides with her plethora of puppies and rooms full of Doritos. But don't expect to find her hideout, she has the forces of Petula Clap working for her."

In other words...... I'm a lazy bum with no future and little ambition.  I often waste my time playing online, watching tv, occasionally reading, and teaching myself stupid things.  IE - html, friendship bracelets,  knitting... I probably have a new hobby every month.  Each hobby lasts only long enough for me to get a basic understanding of it, then I move on.

Jack of all trades.  Master of none.
Tech whores rock
My Favorite Links:
Yahoo! Chat
Whedonesque
My Diaryland Diary
My LJ
My Info:
Name: Nikki the semi-precious corn dog queen
Email: it's a secret