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Epilogue:

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Same Stix time!

In the following hour contact was made with the Kiwis, and they packed up their camp and left yFalminica by daylight. A diplomatic relationship was established between the two nations and Gregor Stix and Kook were handed over to the Kiwi authorities, a constitutional monarchy, loyal to the queen re-established. Stix and Kook were incarcerated for life for their vast abuse of power.

Captain Ryback retired after this incident and is currently on a cruise in the replica of the Titanic in the north Atlantic.

Captain Twitchy and Gorf solved their differences and succumbed very much to their inherent Brotherly love. Twitchy needed time off after serving in the military for so many years, and accordingly is skiing in Switzerland. Gorf was shot several times by the palace Janitor – Mitchell Scalp – but recovered miraculously as usual.

NTM, Guru Al, Igor, Gamblor, Gorf and Anvil-Falls-on-Coyote had Apricot chicken for dinner and Hot icecream balls with caramel sauce for desert.

Harvey took permanent leave from the yFalminican Expeditionary Force, Spy unit. He now lives at home with his wife and four children. He still retains a fetish for dressing up as an animal. This, his wife does not mind. Especially when he plays a horse . . .

Glenda Woolly was sent away to a retirement home in Christchurch, by her children Jackie and Letty. Her family is now closer to her however still rarely visit her. Glenda finished her extremely large jumper and gave it to her Grandson, Imran as a present. He uses it as a bedcover.

Abu Kandandi and Uncle Brian settled on a nice tropical island, in the central pacific. They took with them the remaining members of the Devotion League and founded the Abu and Brian Kandandi Kazoo Institute for the Blind. They achieved a lot of success.

Clat and Ljyup received special decoration for their defence of Insinceria against the Beige Menace. Clat is currently running for Governor in the state of Anachronisonia in Insinceria. Ljyup was promoted to Minister of Defence.

Guru Al and his father Lem Parker reconciled despite the friction caused by Gregor Stix. Al learnt of his foster parent’s separation and his mother’s current home in Brussels, where she sold paintings of famous landmarks in Perth.

Colonel Ribeb was dishonourably discharged from the yFalminican Army after his terrorist attack on the National yFalminican Building of Arts, which housed many precious artefacts, such as the teeth of Rod Stewart. The Building was partially destroyed. Rod’s Teeth were fortunately salvaged, unharmed.

Rod Stewart successfully won a court case against the National yFalminican Building of Arts for the theft of his teeth. He received fifteen million, with which he bought himself a new wig.

Whereas . . .

The Wellington Maximum Security Penal Complex for the Criminally Insane . . .

Stix glared at the hole in the wall. It was small . . . very small . . . but it would do. He peered through it with his right eye, his left eye keeping watch on the door, in case a guard should peer through.

"I have it all under control sir." Kook assured Stix, from the other end of the hole, in his cell. When they were not using the hole to communicate it was covered on each side by a calendar.

"I don’t like this place, Kook! Get us out of here."

"I have a plan . . . an ingenious plan. There is absolutely no possibility of failure. Put your ear to the hole and I shall tell all."

Stix carefully placed his ear over the hole as Kook whispered through it to him. As Kook relayed the details of his plan, Stix began to smile, a real smile. This was not a dismal failure as the others had been in his life. The corners of his mouth rose up and he exposed his perfect teeth. A mad gleam washed over his eyes and he slowly, quietly began to chuckle.

"That’s all there is to it." Kook concluded.

Stix found a rumbling in his chest, it grew louder and shot out of his mouth. He cackled wildly, insanely with absolute evil glee. His booming chuckle filled the corridor in which his cell stood and sifted down several other halls.

"I like it!" Stix enthused. "I shall have my revenge on those bastard yFalminicans!"

 THE END!

Starring in order of appearance:

Stix

Abu Kandandi

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