Sussman's 3rd Annual All-Name Bowl

Three years in the making, and I have yet to be sued.

It's simple, fun, and by no means scientific. I looked up the names of current NFL* players, and I selected my favorite to be the nominees of the 3rd Annual All-Name Teams.

Most of your favorites are back for another season. A few perennials (Josh Booty, for one) are gone, and as always, we have some new faces (names?)

Entries should be submitted no later than January 31, 2004.

AFC
NFC

Quarterback

Major Applewhite, Patriots
Jarious Jackson, Broncos
Sage Rosenfels, Dolphins
Marques Tuiasosopo, Raiders
Chris Weinke, Panthers

Quarterback

Daunte Culpepper, Vikings
Koy Detmer, Eagles
A. J. Feeley, Eagles
Gus Frerotte, Vikings
Gibran Hamdan, Redskins

Running Backs (Choose 2)

Obafemi Ayanbadejo, Dolphins
Reuben Droughns, Broncos
Omar Easy, Chiefs
Chris Fuamatu-Ma'afala, Jaguars
Priest Holmes, Chiefs
Ovie Mughelli, Ravens
Kalani Sitake, Bengals
LeBrandon Toefield, Jaguars
LaDainian Tomlinson, Chargers
Amos Zereoue, Steelers

Running Backs (Choose 2)

Rabih Abdullah, Bears
Correll Buckhalter, Eagles
Trung Canidate, Redskins
Ki-Jana Carter, Saints
Rock Cartwright, Redskins
Aveion Cason, Cowboys
Najeh Davenport, Packers
Joey Goodspeed, Rams
Reno Mahe, Eagles
Mack Strong, Seahawks

Wide Receivers (Choose 3)

Plaxico Burress, Steelers
JaJuan Dawson, Colts
Oronde Gadsden, Dolphins
Jabar Gaffney, Texans
Cortez Hankton, Jaguars
T. J. Houshmandzadeh, Bengals
Frisman Jackson, Browns
Santana Moss, Jets
Kassim Osgood, Chargers
Jevonte Philpot, Jets
Ken-Yon Rambo, Jets
Antwaan Randle El, Steelers

Wide Receivers (Choose 3)

Anquan Boldin, Cardinals
Ataveus Cash, Giants
Laveranues Coles, Redskins
LaTarence Dunbar, Falcons
Az-Zahir Hakim, Lions
Darnerian McCants, Redskins
Nakoa McElrath, Seahawks
Muhsin Muhammad, Panthers
Peerless Price, Falcons
Tai Streets, 49ers
Amani Toomer, Giants
Dez White, Bears

Tight End

Joe Dean Davenport, Colts
Chris Luzar, Jaguars
Enyi Nwamuo, Colts
Jeb Putzier, Broncos
Jay Riemersma, Steelers
Jerame Tuman, Steelers

Tight End

Alge Crumpler, Falcons
Zeron Flemister, Redskins
Bubba Franks, Packers
Brandon Manumaleuna, Rams
Visanthe Shiancoe, Giants
Boo Williams, Saints

Center

Gene Mruczkowski, Patriots
Tom Nalen, Broncos
Chukky Okobi, Steelers
Matt Stinchcomb, Raiders
Trey Teague, Raiders

Center

Jean-Philippe Darche, Seahawks
Alonzo Ephraim, Eagles
Olin Kreutz, Bears
Jarad Moon, Panthers
Grey Ruegamer, Packers

Off. Tackles (Choose 2)

Jarvis Borum, Dolphims
Enoch Demar, Browns
Makai Freitas, Raiders
Makoa Freitas, Colts
Lincoln Kennedy, Raiders
Scott Kooistra, Bengals
Newel Matavao, Ravens
Mathias Nkwenti, Steelers
Chad Slaughter, Raiders

Off. Tackles (Choose 2)

Flozell Adams, Cowboys
Tywoin Breaux, Lions
Javiar Collins, Cowboys
Pita Elisara, Redskins
Stockar McDougle, Lions
Roman Oben, Buccaneers
Luke Petitgout, Giants
Melvin Tuten, Panthers
Brandon Winey, Redskins

Off. Guard (Choose 2)

Cooper Carlisle, Broncos
Toniu Fonoti, Chargers
Kendyl Jacox, Saints
Jamar Nesbit, Jaguars
Situpe Peko, Colts
Dave Petruziello, Patriots
Raleigh Roundtree, Cardinals
Paul Zukauskas, Browns

Off. Guard (Choose 2)

LeCharles Bentley, Saints
Doug Brzezinski, Panthers
Gennaro DiNapoli, Cowboys
Derrick Dockery, Redskins
Kynan Forney, Falcons
Josh Lovelady, Lions
Qasim Mitchell, Bears
Cameron Spikes, Cardinals

Def. Ends (Choose 2)

Tully Banta-Cain, Patriots
Chad Bratzke, Colts
Lorenzo Bromell, Raiders
Bob Dzvonick, Bengals
Akbar Gbaja-Biamila, Raiders
DeLawrence Grant, Raiders
Omari Hand, Chargers
Junior Ioane, Texans
Adewale Ogunleye, Dolphins
Juqua Thomas, Titans
R-Kal Truluck, Chiefs
Mark Word, Browns

Def. Ends (Choose 2)

Chidi Ahanotu, 49ers
Ebenezer Ekuban, Cowboys
Kabeer Gbaja-Biamila, Packers
N. D. Kalu, Eagles
Chukie Nwokorie, Packers
Eric Ogbogu, Cowboys
Chike Okeafor, Seahawks
Anton Palepoi, Seahawks
Durrand Roundtree, Redskins
Osi Umenyiora, Giants
Quincy Yancy, Lions
Peppi Zellner, Redskins

Def. Tackles (Choose 2)

Sam Adams, Bills
Mario Fatafehi, Broncos
Aubrayo Franklin, Ravens
Maake Kemoeatu, Ravens
Chester McGlockton, Jets
Monsanto Pope, Broncos
Orpheus Roye, Browns
Joe Salave'a, Chargers
Lauvale Sape, Bills
Dana Stubblefield, Raiders

Def. Tackles (Choose 2)

Brentson Buckner, Panthers
DeVone Claybrooks, 49ers
Chartric Darby, Buccaneers
La'Roi Glover, Cowboys
Norman Hand, Seahawks
Moses Harper, 49ers
Cletidus Hunt, Packers
Tron LaFavor, Bears
Kindal Moorehead, Panthers
Derrick Ransom, Cardinals

Linebackers (Choose 3)

Khalid Abdullah, Bengals
Obiajulu Arah, Ravens
Akin Ayodele, Jaguars
Antuian Bradford, Titans
Tedy Bruschi, Patriots
Edgerton Hartwell, Ravens
Kautai Olevao, Titans
Roman Phifer, Patriots
DaShon Polk, Bills
T. J. Slaughter, Ravens
Takeo Spikes, Bills
Kailee Wong, Texans
Mason Unck, Browns

Linebackers (Choose 3)

LaVar Arrington, Redskins
Boss Bailey, Lions
Na'il Diggs, Packers
Tyreo Harrison, Eagles
Orlando Huff, Seahawks
Isaiah Kacyvenski, Seahawks
Cornell Menafee, Packers
Hannibal Navies, Packers
Dat Nguyen, Cowboys
Tavarreus Pounds, Panthers
Shelton Quarles, Buccaneers
Alshermond Singleton, Cowboys
Pisa Tinoisamoa, Rams

Cornerbacks (Choose 2)

Nnamdi Asomugha, Raiders
Tay Cody, Chargers
Demarcus Faggins, Texans
Quentin Jammer, Chargers
Ty Law, Patriots
Daylon McCutcheon, Browns
Deltha O'Neal, Broncos
Samari Rolle, Titans

Cornerbacks (Choose 2)

Deneil Anglin, Cowboys
Champ Bailey, Redskins
Dre' Bly, Lions
Jarametrius Butler, Rams
R. W. McQuarters, Bears
Lito Sheppard, Eagles
Fred Smoot, Redskins
Aeneas Williams, Rams

Safeties (Choose 2)

Idrees Bashir, Colts
Lamont Brightful, Ravens
Tauras Ferguson, Raiders
Chidi Iwuoma, Steelers
Kwamie Lassiter, Chargers
Hanik Milligan, Chargers
Lawyer Milloy, Bills
Pig Prather, Bengals
Kiwaukee Thomas, Jaguars
Coy Wire, Bills

Safeties (Choose 2)

Adam Archuleta, Rams
Quentus Cumby, Packers
Nijrell Eason, Cardinals
Tebucky Jones, Saints
Bhawoh Jue, Packers
Ifeanyi Ohalete, Redskins
Siddeeq Shabazz, Falcons
Omar Stoutmire, Giants
Reggie Tongue, Seahawks
Tank Williams, Titans

Kicker/Punter

Sebastian Janikowski, Raiders
Rian Lindell, Bills
Olindo Mare, Dolphins
Noel Prefontaine, Chiefs
Mike Vanderjagt, Colts
Dave Zastudil, Ravens

Kicker/Punter

Tyler Ashe, Vikings
Martin Gramatica, Buccaneers
Rhett Kopp, Rams
Ryan Longwell, Packers
Scott Player, Cardinals
Tom Tupa, Buccaneers
AFC Best Name:
(of all the names on the left side)		 NFC Best Name:
(likewise, of all the names on the right side)

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* Like always, NFL is obvious a registered trademark of someone other than me, so all the names and teams I use in this website do not make me, or the NFL, any money. The winners of the All-Name Bowl do not reflect the opinions of the NFL, blah blah blah please don't sue me.