Hail to the Coke Can
The OFFICIAL page of the Coke Can Worshippers

Hail, bitches

So far, Counter strange people in search of a better religion than the one they have have visited this shoddy waste of webspace.

Last updated on Wednesday April 30, 2003 (I decided to add this bit, so you know that I'm still alive

Welcome to the Official Website of Coke Can Worshipping. On this wonderful site, created, not by man, nor beast, but the HOLY COKE CAN HERSELF(!!!!!!), you will find information about coke can worshipping, including:

Unlike those other fake religions you may have heard of (like Christianism and Judism), this religion has been 100% scientifically proven*, and is 103% true!!!

There are many different things to learn about being a Worshipper of the Coke Can!!!

How to worship the Coke Can
Sacred Linkage of Yore
Holy News
Credits

Destroy them, dammit!!!

Sign the feckin' Book of the Coke Can
View the feckin' Book of the Coke Can

 

* Possibly not true