Disclaimer: A little warning before you read - my writing can be purely emotional musings at times; some of it may be offensive to some people. I do not wish to alter any of my writing because that would damage its integrity. I will also not say that I did not mean to offend anyone because at the time I was writing the piece, I may have wanted to. I have no regrets as to what I have written. But if you are offended while reading my crap, please remember that I warned you before hand. Boy, I sound snooty, don't I? <g> Anyway, it's *mostly* anonymous hostilty. Also, all works below, unless otherwise noted, are my property. No stealing.

Vortex This is a rambling "thing" I wrote on the day that I was made to go to see a counselor in school about being suicidal. It was also the day that the woman I love wasn't in school. There were rumors that something was wrong with her health and I was thoroughly upset about both situations. Hey, its an interesting read. And you can always laugh at me and my weaknesses.

Sacrifices This is something I wrote very recently when I just couldn't hold my urge to write in anymore. It is about the pain and suffering that comes with loving someone who has no idea how much you need them.

Photographic Memories This is just a poem I wrote when I caught myself thinking about life while staring at an empty, unused picture frame that was hanging on the wall.

Haiku These are just a couple of haikus I wrote when I was bored one day.

The Linguistics of Music This is my failed attempt to voice my thanks to music, which grants me so many healing sessions and acts as my psychologist.

The Master This here is about a man I admire greatly. I'm not telling who, but if you really want to know...then email me and I'll tell you.

Humanity This is what I really think of humanity. I really hate humans, and I resent being one.

Exposed This was written  in response to the recent suicide of a student at RHS.

*Evil Grin Mel* - The Epic Heh-heh. This is a funny one that just about nobody except those on the kissmekate list will understand, but I put it up here to immortalize Mele just the same.

I Wish To Serve Gaea This is a short essay about how I wish to live my life.

Death By Technology A short poem dedicated to Jessica Zuzierla.

Azora Here's my first attempt at fiction. Although it is factual fiction...so does that even count? By clicking the title link, you can read the latest full version of the story. Otherwise, I have broken it down into parts: Part I Part II Part III Part IV

Captain Nemo A little poem for one of my favorite Oneliners...

The Naked Celestial Dancing Theme Song The semi-official theme song for TheOneliners. It speaks of our plight for peace.

Taking The Education Out Of School I just really hate school, you know?

Narrative Of A Lost Prop Once again I demonstrate my hatred for school. It's sort of autobiographical. Written for an English class - got a 100 on it with a note saying that I should make money out of my misery and become a professional writer. <snort>

The Tropical Rainforest This is a report I wrote a long time ago and it is no literary masterpiece. Read it for it's facts. It's disturbing.

Humble Woods This is an example of some of my really shitty writing. It's what happens when I force myself to write rather than wait for the Muse to strike.

9-11 An excerpt from an email relating my thoughts on the terrorist attack.

The Veggie Hop This is a short story with vegetables as the stars. Cute and funny.

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Jason & the Argonauts: A Retelling This is a play I wrote for a college creative writing course. This is two-act play about the myth of the ancient Greek argonauts.  It's not a serious exposition of the myth, but is meant to be funny.

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A Refutation of Truth This is a critical biography of Sojourner Truth wirtten for a college history class.

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Literature by OTHERS:

A Psalm of Life This is a poem written by a genius of poetry: Longfellow. I love this poem, even though it is entirely optomistic in tone.