My Favorite Kissmekate Quotes
I totally saw this coming. lol. Well, quick explanation for outside people: the kissmekate mailing list is devoted to Captain Kathryn Janeway and Seven of Nine. And the "discussions" that ensue when Wild Woman, Bottomless Woman, Classy Wonder, and The Drooler (and myself) are all on at night can become absolutely hilarious, so I had to post some of the more funny moments up here. Enjoy.
Did someone say naked celestial moon dancing. !! hmmmm  I've come to the conclusion that it's way too cold down under to do a naked celestial moon dance, however, I could be swayed, ummm, perhaps, just maybe !
Full moon approaching us ladies **and one Gentleman I believe** - so get out those sexy slippers and the bathrobe - it's time to chant !  Of course chanting is optional - but it sets the mood completely - its a very uplifting experience if you have never celestial moon danced before..  and NO, nudity is not optional.. it's compulsory..

Wild Woman
> but hey, i'll join you evil mel as long as it is naked celestial moon
> dancing and not naked *neelix-idolizing* celestial moon dancing. so where
> are we going to meet? middle of the atlantic like we planned?
> i'm going to go take a nap and i'll hopefully be back later to chat
> nonsensically. see ya gals
> -lori

Oooooooohhhhh nooooooooo! Did you have to say the "N" word Lori? You
know howWild Womanl gets all excited about those whiskers. I can only imagine
what you've started now. You better get those donations ready. <eg>

Classy Wonder. ( : !
*blink*
Between the, erm, naked celestial moon dancing and all this
*shudder* Neelix idolizing, I'm starting to get a bit worried here! A
lot worried... I'm reaching for the xanax, people!! <g>

Captain Nemo, silently boggling at the conversations she must have missed
before joining...
there's no way in hell you are TOUCHING ME !!   GOT IT !!  besides this is a universal effort of moon dancing..  to unite the FREE world..  yeah, free my left big toe !  but you know get the gist !   to send peace to all those waring countries !!

Wild Woman
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH. now i get it. dancing naked under a full moon promotes
world peace. good to know.
btw, since i have english on my mind, let me tell you that your grammar
always makes for an interesting read.
-lori
CLAP CLAP CLAP

LOL - okay, now who's sick !!  very good, you get the GOLD NUT Job Award for effort !!

Wild Woman
why, thank you. i am just sooo....humbled right now.
and now that i have written a poem for you, could you do me a favor and STOP
OBSESSING ABOUT NEELIX <sprays neelix repellent>, please? i'm batting my
eyelashes and all.
-lori

"dancing naked under a full moon promotes world peace."
*waves at Bonnie*
I'm glad that someone else is probably spending a lot of time either
laughing so hard that they fall of their chair or staring at the screen
wondering what everyone is on and where to order it.
Captain Nemo
I'm in relapse, neelix here neelix pretty neelix come out and play
Bottomless Woman
Wild Woman throws fur bell ball at Neelix... heeeerrreeee pretty boy !!
Wild Woman
*sigh*
It would help if i read the whole thing before hitting
reply wouldn't it!!!!!  Must be the carpet shampoo
solution
Bottomless Woman
Lori,
I think it's time for your next dose of medication, either that or you over your drug limit today.
Wild Woman
Uh... I'm speechless. But FYI, I'm selling cyber barf bags to raise
money for Lori's charity, in hopes of rehabbing Wild Woman.

Classy Wonder. ( : !
ROFLOLLMBO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh...

Oh...

:::breathe:::

:::breathe:::

:::snort:::

:::cough:::

:::breathe:::

:::breathe:::

:::THUD:::

Classy Wonder. ( : !
Lori Calabria wrote:
>
> isn't it interesting how she picks all the std's and i pick an airborne
> disease? just a thought.
> have fun at lunch but don't start a food fight, ya nut.
> -lori
>

That's because she knows what she's going to be doing with him. <eg> And
you are trying not to think about it. Runs you low on barf bags, you
know. <g>

Classy Wonder. ( : !
Yep, Classy Wonder has crossed to LORI THE LUNATIC side of the force !!  won't take me long to lure her back on my side though.. she's such a sweetie, too good for Lori..    and way way way too good for me.. but WE HAVE FORGED this friendship for months and she's part of our council, we go to her when we need our moral compasses checked..

Bring your logic to us first Classy Wonder.. Don't act on it by turning to anthrax, drug taking, naked Neelix celestial moon dancing Lori !!   :::wink::::

(Wild Woman does mind meld with Classy Wonder to bring her back to our side of the quadrant)..

Wild Woman
Deep down inside I know I could find love for you Lori..  But I would have to give up chocolate and major portions of my mother to do it... just ain't prepared to do that right now !!  medical reasons !!


-lori the lunatic (has a good ring to it)  -   Finally, we have a winner.. Wild Woman would like to thank all of you who posted me off list with the NAME FOR LORI competition !!  give yourselves a clap people !!  :::::hehehe::::::

Wild Woman
Lori Calabria wrote:
>
> ahh, homicide. another thing i can add to my list of accomplishments. just
> kidding, i love ya, Classy Wonder. i wouldn't want anything to happen to you.
> god, i can only imagine what you gals must think of me. and i am sitting
> here laughing at that while i type it. lol.
> -lori the lunatic (has a good ring to it)
>

Naw... not lori the lunatic. How about Lori the lover girl, or cover
girl. I'm not telling you *what* kind of cover I'm talking about. <eg>
Lori the lion heart, Lori the classy wonder2. <bg> Lori the luscious...
oops! I'd better stop there. <vbeg>

Wouldn't you like to know. :::giggle:::

Classy Wonder. ( : !
your not an outcast.. it's a show of affection... Just like EVIL GRIN M !!  okay - so this one could have been a little more imaginative.. but it's so cheeky - I like it.. and it's so far stuck !!  There was no list... didn't you see that GIANT WOODEN SPOON come down on you !!

Cheer up, we can be outcasts together !!  on separate islands of course !

Wild Woman
http://www.oocities.org/harkness43/kissmekate.html

check it out, i was so bored that i did this. amazing, huh?
lol.
-lori the lunatic
Sounds like Classy Wonder is in love with Lunatic Lori !!
Now I'm scared !!  although you could go with Luscious Lunatic Lori !!
Wild Woman
A GOOD HEARTY SPANKING !!

Wild Woman

>Nothing. She just likes to use that as an excuse so she doesn't have to
>give me what I desperately want. <eg>
>
>Classy Wonder. ( : !
*cheer*
*phweeeeee* (that was me attempting to whistle loudly, er which
would make this a big cheer and whistle) 

Captain Nemo
I think it has something to do with those Bodatious Ta Ta's of yours !!
Wild Woman
How does one spell Bodatious !! I know my version is screwed.. Classy Wonder does it better.. I NEED A SPELLING LESSION.. 10 points for effort !
Wild Woman
*rolls her eyes in a despairing fashion* I can live with being called
captain nemo <g> hmm, it's kind of appealing actually... I may
even grow a goatee. OK, that could be difficult. I'll just draw it on
with a pen (I always envisioned him with a goatee. I have no idea
why.)

Yes, the nihil is meant to be Latin. er long boring story :)

Incidentally, when I read this line:
On 15 Jun 2000, at 15:03, Wild Woman wrote:
> I think it has something to do with those Bodatious Ta Ta's of
yours !!

I was drinking coffee. It is now all over the keyboard, having
travelled there via my nasel passages. :P


Captain Nemo. wondering if that whole goatee thing was a good idea afterall
okay, now the entire office has just said "Wild Woman, if your reading jokes, please forward them to us.."... LIKE HELLO !! I don't think so..  sniggering at your screen and your email.. it must be pretty darn funny !! DO IT TELL them.. Nope !! nadda, No !!

I was drinking coffee. It is now all over the keyboard, having
travelled there via my nasel passages. :P

This is just as good as Bottomless Woman and her Wow oh Wow oh Wow Oh !!  and she also does something really uniquie with red cordial !!

Now that you have made me laugh significantly.. I thank you from the bottom of your nasel passages !

the goatee thing was a good idea !!  scan a picture !!
Wild Woman
All the quotes above were taken from the immortal night of June 14, 2000 (on my end of the world, at least). What follows below are quotes from less recent times, with the message number noted in case you want to go and fully relive the experience.
[8]
Well that's all I'm going to say for now, Hope to have some interesting
discussion's about her and her relationship with seven!
Thanks
Bottomless Woman
[28]
Well Bottomless Woman I have a couple of theories about why Kathryn may be a bit
edgy this season. The first one that comes to mind is, Hey it's been 5
years w/out sex wouldn't you be a bit testy? LOL
Secondly I think that the crew is getting a bit slack and Kathryn
feels she has to bring them closer to "regulation behavior "  again or
she may lose total control of her crew.

But let's face it if I were Janeway I would have broken Tom a few
seasons ago. And B'Elana so she is the best engeneer but I gotta tell
ya, I would have sent her to her room w/out supper a few times over
the last few seasons as well. As Janeway I would have also told Harry
to toughen up and stop being a wimp and I would have ordered Chakotay
to get a personality. 
Then I would tell 7 to meet me in my quarters after her shift was over.
Founding Mother
[32]
Well I know I can't carry on a conversation with myself...well ok I
can and often do, but it usually when I do something stupid and I yell
at myself. However this is not one of those times. Hey wait did I just
admit to doing stupid things a lot? Oh well no one is out there, so
who will know?
Founding Mother
[33]
Ya know what's the sense of having a list if no one wants to chat.
Founding Mother
[36]
Janeway is one very strong woman and would require a very strong
partner. I would rule all of the men out...
Founding Mother
[37]
I am doing the Kissmekate Happy Dance...Bet you didn't know we had a
happy dance did you?
Founding Mother
[41]
And man no I can't and DO NOT want to even imagine what the B'Elana
and 7 marriage would be like.
Although WWIII does come to mind.
Founding Mother
[55]
I'm still trying to find the channel guide for when voyager comes on.  (I'm
in the middle of nowhere!!!!)
Bottomless Woman
[66]
Action Gal .. feeling really squirrely....
[77]
> > Snipped me own words here ...yar (no not that Yar the pirates
yaar)
Founding Mother

(This whole thread was hilarious: Action Gal and Founding Mother just going back and forth and the two of them are just so funny.)
[85]
Being Borg I don't think she would grasp the "roleplay" of BDSM. I
just don't think she would allow B'Elana that control. I think the way
to capture 7's love is by a mink glove...LOL
Founding Mother
[88]
Afterall 7 is HER Borg. And ya don't mess with the Captain's Borg.
Founding Mother
Hello, My name is Ripley and it is my pleasure to join this list..I am female and well over 18.. I live in the state of Florida and I'm getting ready to S..t in my pants...Hurrican season is just around the corner..and I'm beginning to wish I was in space right about now.
[96]
rut yIHmey ghom Hoch
Everyone encounters tribbles occasionaly

How many klingons does it take to change a light bulb?
None, Klingons are not afraid of the dark!
Malqa
Not sure where I've heard this. But I've heard that Kate Mulgrew doesn't
like the acress who plays seven and for the life of me I can't think of her
name right now.
Bottomless Woman

(! on both accounts!)
[123]
What about Naomi?  Man I have been dying to be able to use that last
line since I was a kid. It used to be a line on Sesame Street. At the
end of every skit they always asked the question. What about Naomi,
and there was never a character named Naomi.

Oh, I got off track there for a second....

Founding Mother
[message number 1523]
Ok, I just put my Voyager calendar up at work and January features our own
Captain Janeway. I think I'm going to get a LOT of work done this
month. It's a pic of her using her 'Force 10' glare and every time I look
it at it I feel like she's saying, "is that what you are SUPPOSED to be
doing?" Do you think by the end of the month the power of the stare will
lessen?

I also managed to find one of those "Women of ST" calendars which is VERY
nice. The first month is Kira in a number of poses.....sigh.....I love my
cubicle now. :P

Loretta
[1528]
I used to like Chakotay - more in the beginning but after all the stuff you guys have filled me in on, I'm starting to think he needs to be zapped !!

Wild Woman