Bumper Stickers for Software Testers
(Compiled from the StickyMinds column and comments at Bumper Stickers for Testers)

• Ask me about my latest bug.
• Honk if you love to crash software.
• My other car is a bug.
• Have you hugged your software tester today?
• Software Testers: Always looking for trouble.
• Software Testing is Like Fishing, But You Get Paid.
• Software Testers: "Depraved minds...Usefully employed." ~Rex Black
• Software Testing: Where failure is always an option.
• Software Testing: When Your System Actually Has to Work
• Software Quality: Don't ship without it.
• I don't make software; I make software better.
• Improving the world one bug at a time.
• Software Testing: You make it, we break it.
• Software Testers don't break software; it's broken when we get it.
• Software Testers: We break it because we care.
• To err is human; to find the errors requires a tester.
• If developers are so smart, why do testers have such job security?
• My software can beat up your software.
• A good tester has the heart of a developer...in a jar on the desk.
• Test is my copilot.
• If your software works, thank a tester.
• Old Model-Based Testers Never Die; They Just Transition to a Higher State.
• Life is too short for manual testing.
• Friends don't let friends do capture-replay.
• Support spec-based testing: Be code-dependent no more!
• People should think and machines should test.
• Test never sleeps.
• Visualize Great Software
• Trust, But Verify.
• Pertempto ergo sum – I test, therefore I am.
• Testers don't like to break things; they like to dispel the illusion that things work. ~ Kaner, Bach, Pettichord
• I came, I saw, I found lots of #$@% bugs in your %$#@ spaghetti code!
• I test, therefore it works.
• Testers don't go to work to make friends.
• Bad Code is Not Bad, Its Just Misunderstood.
• Test everything. Hold on to that which is good." - 1 Thessalonians 5:21
• Brain on, eyes open...test." ~ James Whittaker
• There's always one more bug.
• Testing...a target-rich environment.
• It did what? Well, it's not supposed to do that.
• My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
• The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.
• We break software so you don't have to.
• I used to build software...now I break it! Its a lot more fun!!
• We travel fast and we travel light - let's hunt some bugs!
• Bugs, bugses, we finds them, Preciousss.
• Software Testing: That Which Does Not Kill Us, Still Hurts A Lot
• We don't find bugs by chance , we create them by choice
• Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, and more bugs to squash!
• Our job is tell you your baby is ugly!
• Your code is buggy and your mom dresses you funny.
• Does your mother know what kind of code you write?
• Just test it
• To test, or not to test -- there is no question
• Be verwy verwy quiet, I am hunting defects
• Passion-driven testing: Making every line of code feel dirty.
• Software Testing is a second-childhood: You broke it, and I’m telling.
• Code-Coverage Testing: Making every line of code feel dirty and used.
• All code is guilty, until proven innocent.
• Siamese Twins- Developers and Testers
• If it ain't broke, you're not trying hard enough.
• Only certainties in life: Death, taxes and bugs in code!
• Bug-Checking Is Brutally Cool! - Doonesbury
• Testing Delayed is Testing Denied
• Bugs are that which, when you stop believing in them, don't go away.
• Those are the bugs, if you don't like them...I have others
• Development is what you're capable of doing. PM determines what you do. Testing determines how well you do it.
• Development and testing are indispensable to each other.
• Only certainties in life: Death, taxes and bugs in code!
• Faith is fine in private life, but poison in software testing.
• Testing is organised skepticism.
• Testers do it over and over.
• Software Entomologist: Get bugs or die trying!
• Project Managers want it to work. Developers try to make it work. Customers hope it works. Testers know how it works.
• Software Testers - We succeed where others fail!
• I'm a Software Tester. Bug me all you want!
• Credit the Developer, Debit the Tester.
• If it works, its the developer, if not it's QA
• Hate the Tester,Love the programmer
• Down QAs, Up Developers
• Breakage is our business... and business is good.
• It's Automation, Not Automagic!
• It compiled on your system, but it committed suicide on mine!
• Test it now or test it later, either way it's gonna be tested.
• Semper Pertemptum: Always Testing
• Keep on Testin'
• You build it, we break it!
• Software Testing, not just a checkbox on your project plan.
• Software Testing, we save the best for last.
• Software Testing, we crash so you don't burn
• Quality Assurance, we take the blame so you don't have to.
• We don't create defects, we just find yours.
• My defect was a showstopper on build .645!
• I saved our customers from the showstopper in build .645!
• Software Testers Always go to Heaven ... they've already had their share of Hell!
• Old testers never die, they just regress.
• SQA: We eat bugs for breakfast.
• Software testers: we don't get headaches - we're just carriers.
• Got quality?
• QA Princess -- Breaking hearts, breaking code!
• Hard on software but soft on programmer.
• Honk if you believe in bug free code, or the Easter bunny.
• Have bug?, will find!
• Development Is Like A Box of Chocolates, Testers Never Know What They Are Going To Get!!
• A tester is for life, not just Christmas.
• I brake for blue screens of death.
• In bugs we trust.
• Software Testing: The Bug Stops Here.
• In God we trust, and for everything else we test.
• If you can read this sticker it passed the usability test
• Exploratory Tester: Spec's are for wimps
• The great tragedy of Testing: the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact.
• A bug in the hand is better than one as yet undetected.
• And on the seventh day, He shipped.
• Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature.
• Software Testing … because computers are only human.
• Seeking out complexity is the essence of bug finding.
• Bugs are not an option: they're bundled with the software!
• Agile Testers of the world UNIT!
• If you can read this sticker it passed the usability test
• Exploratory Tester: Specs are for wimps
• The great tragedy of Testing: the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact.
• When the testing gets tough, switch to test generation.
• Quando omni flunkus testerati (When all else fails, try testing.)
• Software testing - because computers are only human.
• Every morning is the dawn of a new error.