Scream Quotes
Here are some of my favourite quotes from Scream
Sidney
Prescott
Played by Neve Campbell
We're gonna play a game it's called, guess who just called the police and reported your sorry motherfucking ass
You gotta find me first you pansy assed momma's boy
Why, they're all the same, just some stupid killer chasing some big-breasted girl, that can't act, who's always running up the stairs, when she should be going out the front door. It's insulting.
Casey
Becker
Played by Drew Barrymore
He's big and he plays football and he'll kick the shit out of you
They've got 900 numbers for that
Stu
Macher
Played by Matthew Lillard
She's getting mad, better Liver alone. Liver alone, liver, liver...ow, live...It was a joke.
Let's face it Sidney, your momma was no Sharon Stone.
My Mom and Dad are gonna be so mad at me.
Hah...No I don't...At all, no
I'll be right back.
Peer presure I'm far too sensitive.
Fucking hit me with the phone dick!
Always had a thing for ya Sid!
And in fact it takes a man to do something like that.
Then why'd the cops let him go, huh? Smart guy.
I'm feeling a little woozy here.
She looked dead...Still does.
Tatum
Riley
Played by Rose Mcgowan
I'm sorry Deputy Dewey Boy, but it's time to go.
God I loved it. I'll send you a copy BAM! Bitch went down. I'll send you a copy BAM! Sid super bitch.
A janitors your superior.
What movie's this from 'I spit on your Garage'.
Okay Let's see, please don't kill me Mr Ghostface, I wanna be in the sequel.
What am I the beer Wench?
Dewey, Dewey, what is she doing here?
So you did, now leave and take your Media mouth with you.
Stupity leak!
I'm thinking Tom Cruise 'All the Right Moves' and you know if you pause it just right, you can see his penis .
(Gale: Can you tell me anything at all?) Yeah, your a real pain in the ass
Billy and his penis don't deserve you, alright?
Your not aloud to be alone anymore alright? If you pee I pee got it?
Hey Shitheads.
Dwight
'Dewey' Riley
Played by David
Arquette
Not scared are ya?
He's my Superior
Do you know what that conselation up there is? (Gale: No, what is it?)I don't know either that's why I was asking you.
I'm 25, I was 24 for a whole year.
Gale
Weathers
Played by Courtney Cox
Arquette
Kenny, I know you're about 50 pounds overweight, but when I say hurry please interpret that as MOVE YOUR FAT TUB OF LARD ASS NOW!
Kenny, I'm sorry, but GET OFF MY FUCKING WINDSHIELD!
Randy
Meeks
Played by Jamie Kennedy
Everybody's a Suspect!
There are certain rules, that one must abide by in order to successfully survive a Horror Movie. Number one, never have sex (Crowd boos). Number two never Drink or do Drugs. (Crowd Cheers and Stu says I'm a dead man). And Number three, never ever, ever say I'll be right back, 'cause you won't be back.
You see, you push the rules and you end up dead, I'll see you in the kitchen with a knife.
I'm telling you the Dad's a red Herring, it's Billy.
There's always some bullshit reason to kill your girlfriend
you're such a little lap-dog.
Billy
Loomis
Played By Skeet Ulrich
We all go a little mad sometimes. Anthony Perkins 'Psycho'
your mother was a slut bag whore who flashed her shit all over town like she was Sharon Stone or something.
Whats the matter Sidney, look like you've seen a Ghost?
We're gonna play a little game it's called Guess how I'm gonna die!(Sidney: Fuck you!) No we already played that game remember, you lost.
Bitch we're gonna rip you up, just like your fucking mother!