Quite some time ago I was inspired by various X - Files rewrites of songs to compose a ditty of my own about Krycek. The result was an extremely irritating version of "He's a rebel" which not only sounds bad but also manages to miss out completely on one of the verses. I learned never to rewrite a song I like, becuause I ended up singing "He's Alex Krycek" for months. You have been warned.
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He's Alex Krycek
(Sung to the tune of "He's a Rebel)
See the way he lies through his teeth
See the way he kills people he meets
My, he looks so very sly when he goes walking by
Why can't he die?
He's Alex Krycek and he'll never ever be any good
He's Alex Krycek and he never ever does what he should
And just because he didn't do what Cancer Man told him to,
That's the reason why he nearly got blown in two
He is always bad to me,
So I cut off his arm you see,
'Cause he's Alex Krycek what a naughty boy
He's Alex Krycek what a naughty boy is he
(Musical interlude)
I just don't like him that way,
I don't care what the RAD may say
I'll be stabbing him in his side,
When they say,
He's Alex Krycek and he'll never ever be any good
He's Alex Krycek and he never ever does what he should
And just because he didn't do what Cancer Man told him to,
That's the reason why he nearly got blown in two
He is always bad to me,
So I cut off his arm you see,
'Cause he's Alex Krycek what a naughty boy
He's Alex Krycek what a naughty boy is he...
(Repeat to fade)[Aaaarrg! This really is horrible! Rescue me Auntie Scully!]