How you kittens doing out there? Well this is Santa Claus telling you that Mrs. Claus went and got me my furry own E-Mew Address! Can mew believe that? Well Why don't you E-mew me and I promise I'll right back in a few days. Santa is a busy fellow and well write you back in a few days. Elf's honer.
Signed,
Santa writes back every cat that E-mews him, in a few days or so. Santa gets lots of mail.