Age: 9

Address: A little wooden shack somewhere in the neighborhood.

Pets: He has a pet bat that hangs out at the top of his house. The only other animals I know at his house are stuffed. It’s Taxidermy.

Occupation: Student. Was once the Yahoo Soda model.

Fun Facts: Almost every man in his family is by birth named "Stinky", was winner of the neighborhood contest to grow the largest vegetable, was accused of being a Vampire by Sid, and his head shape is inspired by the top of a No. 2 Pencil. Look at it! LOOK!

Friends: Him and Sid, I’m convinced, are best friends. Usually they are always at the same place at the same time. He’s on like Arnold most of the time; they’re all friends. It’s a conspiracy!

Crushes: He had a brief crush on Helga after she paid him to be her boyfriend to spite Arnold. That was soon surpassed with the love of a beautiful young women who was almost like Helga but nicer. Wow, I should become a writer; the adjectives are just projecting outta me! Any other crushes? He loves lemon pudding, does that count?

Overall: Stinky is just Stinky, plain old boring Stinky. He’s just plain old southern yokel Stinky. Not much to say about him, on account that he’s a dull person.

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