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You have two cows.
You sell three of them to
your publicly-listed company, using letters of credit opened by your
brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt swap with associated tender
offer so that you can get all four cows back with a tax deduction for keeping
five cows. The milk rights for six cows are transferred via a Panamanian
intermediary to a Cayman Islands company secretly owned by the majority
shareholder, who sells the rights to all seven cow's milk to a US investor, with
an option on one more. Meanwhile you kill the two cows because the feng
shui is bad.
TOP 10 REASONS WHY NO
ASIAN AMERICAN PRESIDENT YET
- White house not big enough
for the in-laws
- Engineering, Medicine and
Law always preferred over Politics
- Oval Office has bad feng
shui
- Can't find decent roast
duck in DC
- Secret Service could not
handle nagging mother
- Dignitaries generally
intimidated by chopsticks at State dinners
- No chance for promotion
- Lactose intolerance is not
considered politically correct
- Senior aides won't take
off shoes before coming in
- Air Force One: No frequent
flyer miles
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