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| 1. You take sign language coarses in order to be more like Silk. 2. You wonder why Barak's son Unrak was growing a beard at age nine. 3. You start calling your Grandfather 'Old Wolf'. 4. You pick your online handles and passwords from the Eddings books. 5. You find yourself bellowing 'Torak's Teeth!' at the top of you lungs when something really ticks you off. 6. You finish a series and start to miss the charaters. 7. You start naming your children after the charaters. 8. You start watching hundreds of Discovery Channel documentories on wolvesin order to memorise their physical charateristics - and then prepare to change form... 9. Your mother threatens to confiscate all your Eddings books if you sigh and ask 'Why me?' one more time. 10. Your mother faints after seeing your beautiful black hair now sports a white lock just above your left brow. 11. You begin to wonder which of your friends would suit one of the Eddings charaters in order to do a cosplay at the next Fantasy convention. 12. You systematically buy Eddings books for your friends birthdays, so that you'll manage to share madness.....err, passion with all of them. 13. You seriously consider buying a little green snake to carry around in you corsage. 14. You spend hours walking back and forth trying to perfect the swish of your hips. 15. You wonder if Silk and Liselle will have a boy or a girl. 16. You buy both hardcover and paperback release of each book. 17. You are the proud owner of the original 1984 release of the Belgariad: Part One. 18. You lose sleep trying to figure out what Polgara called her children. 19. You get your old Barbie dolls out from the attic and make little "Polgara Gowns" and "Sparhawk Armour" for them with your Mum's sewing machine. 20. You're translating Homer at school and you suddenly realise how much the Siege of Rheon was like the one of Troy. 21. You put all 19 Eddings fantasy books on your literiture list of English in your exam year. 22. You feel very "Aphraelish" after escaping "punishment" from a teacher by wrapping him around your little finger. 23. You can imagine what the charaters would be like on computers. (Garion: "Oh, I just got mail from Aunt Pol." - Kalten: "Look, Sparhawk. This is a very fun game. You can chop down all the Rendors just like that!" - Silk would set up an e-company and conquer the entire world wide web - Althalus would have Gher hack into some very secure sites and get very rich - Belgarath would have even more reason not to come out of his tower and Beldin would throw his out the window anytime it did something he didn't like. 24. You go to Amsterdam just to be able to visit the American bookshop where they have some very fine US editions of the Eddings books. 25. You wince every time someone says they wish they could change the weather and have to stop yourself from yelling at them for even thinking about it. |
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