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| Yeahhhhh WOOO. im Alex except all this shit comes along with it Alexis, Lexi, Lex, Lexi Cat, Bean, Fucking Hippie, Dirty Hippie, Philbert, Booger, Burger, Ali Shmali, X, Kelly, Laurie, Sexy Alexy WHAT THE FUCK! IM NOW 20 AND I FEEL EXTREMELY OLD!!!!! My sweet ass birthday is on September 12th...which by the way, is the same day that John F. Kennedy and Jacqueline Bouvier got married in 1953 and they rock. My favorite colours are definitely Pink, Yellow and This Green PIERCINGS ARE SO FUCKING HOT....i have my bellybutton DAMNIT I FINALLY GOT MY LIP PIERCED. WOOHOO and yeah i got my cookie done too. sshh dont tell anyone bitch ass. (especially my mum! hehe) Ok i dont really like movies, but Billy Madison, Help!, How 2 lose a guy in 10 days, Almost Famous, Breakfast Club and Little Mermaid are my faaaaaaaaaavs!!!!!! My fav tv shows are Friends, Third Watch, Family Guy, Conan O'brien and Jay Leno. 80's tv rocks my socks....Charles in Charge RULES. |
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Other Pet Peeves: -People who drive slow in the fast lane -People who cut u off then drive slow -People who drive slow in general -People who turn corners really really slow FUCKING DRIVE @#$%^& COME ON PUSSIES, PULL A 180 INTO ONCOMING TRAFFIC! JESUS CHRIST! lol -When you wash your hands, then reach for paper towels, and ALL the water drips down your arms and into ur sleeves! GRR DAMNIT! -Overplayed inside jokes I FUCKEN HATE IT!! WHEN PEOPLE GO ON FOR LIKE 25 MINS ABOUT SOMETHING YOU DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THE HELL THEYRE TALKING ABOUT! FUCK OFF. Music turns me on in an unsexual way. oo lala I'm so all about the Greenpeace. Recycling is sexy. I won 1000$ at Bingo once. Holy shit i rule |
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| Smoking is sick, drinking rules tho. and getting baked is now the best thing in the world lol... "being baked with you...is like being baked..with.....MYSELF??!? woah man...i'm baked. ok man, baked??....not even a word!" I'm totally for gay marriages and Canada ROCKS for having started to legalize them. AS IF the government can stop you from wanting to marry someone you love. so gay. or ungay even. lol. I'm scared of the dark. and being home alone. :( I tend to say a lot of really stupid things....liiiiike: "sweet" "dude/man" "umm whatever dude" "I KNOW" (monica style) "like" "eff u/what the eff" "i rule/____ rules" "fuck that jazz" "werd" "fuckin eh!" "could i BEEE anymore _____" I want to have 6 kids, and im gonna give them cool names like PennyLane and Kennedy so that they will RULE!! This is my tattoo....its on my lower back and i dont really like it. I wanna add a whole bunch of stuff around it to kinda hide the fact that its just a gay sun in the middle of my back. I have a few other ideas for tattoo's i wanna get, and theyre gonna ROCK. This is my other tattoo, which FUCKING ROCKS. and its on my wrist. and it rules bitch assssss. and no it didnt hurt so everyone stop askin me that. but wait, im a poser. i should get this removed soon. Abortion sucks, so if u ever had one, dont tell me about it. ill cry for baby. I'm 110% against war of ANY kind. and i FUCKING HATE george bush. I'm a peace keeper, a hippie, a revolutionist, and a strong believer in fate. I don't believe in God...in my opinion God is impossible. Hippy music of the 60's and 70's are my favorite. The Beatles are my Gods. The Doors rule....Jim morisson is the sexiest man ever. and i <3 the mama's and the papa's cuz HIPPIES FUCKING RULE. I wish Good Charlotte WOULD DIE!!!!!!! WOOHOOO FOR BEING A VEGAN SINCE SUMMER TIME!!!!! ANIMALS ARE CUTE~!!!!!!!!!!! My wedding song is so Champagne Supernova. I'm actually gonna have so many wedding songs that i think it might have to be 3 days long. Except i dont actually wanna get married, ever. It makes me sick to my stomach when people clap when they laugh. (some forms fail to bother me, if you'd like to know which do, and which don't, ask me for a demonstration. Just kidding bitch ass, do that and ill smack ur lips off your face) I can't stand people on the internet who take pics of their tits and asses and thongs. I hate flexing pics, and pics that you can clearly see are being taken in a mirror! SOOO GAYNESS!! |
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| WHY I AM THE COOLEST PERSON EVER... do i really have to explain? |
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| BUT..... my flexing pics rule the land. Be aware. |