Alexis
Uncle Ernie Sez...
The sheer beauty of Alexis is simply breathtaking.  Once you're inside the room with her, you never want to leave.
Fav Colour:  Yellow
Fav Movie:  Grumpy Old Men
Fav Song:  Feelings
Fav Meal:  Ricaroni
Fav Wrestler:  Hugh Morrus
Fav Board Game:  Ants in my Pants
Fav Boy Band:  Party Posse
Fav Position:  The Rainbow Arch
Fav Terbite:  Fridrik
Least Fav Terbite:  Rouge Pubes
Likes:  Sun Rype bars, a realxing game of tic-tac-mullet, The Simpsons and Bif Naked (the rock group, not a naked guy named Bif)

Dislikes:  Aggresive guys, pop stars, pretentious girls and hot dog vendor catch phrases (huff dog, chilli pop)

Turn-On's:  A beautifully feathered mullet, going on vacation with her partner in crime, songs about Glenn Humplik and party platers of subway subs

Turn-Off''s:  Cheesy pick up lines, Mr Mackie (mmmmmm K?), rubic's cube and stale carnival popcorn