Write your cable company and demand that they remove HGTV and the DIY channel from your service. Describe the seizures inflicted upon your brain by yet another scrapbook pukefest. Threaten legal action and make wretching sounds over the phone.
Follow the phone call with numerous letters littered with disgusting ticky tacky collage. Spritz a little vomit over the mess for a textured effect and spray with acrylic sealer.
This must stop before there is no one alive that can think beyond the end of their pinking shears.
TAKE ACTION NOW!!!
Are you totally disgusted by scrapbooking and crafty crap? I am. People say, "Penny, they're not hurting anyone. Let it go." I think they're undermining the entire economy. Go to one of these craft stores some weekend. Wear a mask. Wipe yourself down after you leave to avoid the contagion. It will scare you to death.