I'm your wicked Uncle Ernie
I'm glad you can't see or hear me as I
FIDDLE ABOUT, FIDDLE ABOUT FIDDLE ABOUT!
Your mother left me here to mind you
So I'm doing exactly what I bleedin' well want to
FIDDLING ABOUT, FIDDLING ABOUT, FIDDLE ABOUT!
Down with your bedclothes, up with your nightshirt,
FIDDLE ABOUT, FIDDLE ABOUT, FIDDLE ABOUT!
You won't shite as I fiddle abite,
FIDDLE ABITE, FIDDLE ABITE, FIDDLE...(psychotic laughing, grunting and slurping etc)
So now you know. Take a look at a few Ernie pictures!