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I've decided to throw in this little subpage onto my website not only to divert your attention from my woeful neglect of my reviews list, and to a only slightly lesser extent, my quotes vault. It will also give me more opportunity to fill up my pointless existence with inane updates to this site. But I digress...

What exactly is this "AOL Words" page about, you ask? Let me explain. Surely you have encountered the ubiquitous AOL CD's offered in almost every public venue concievable. Displays of AOL CD's can be found in stores, on the street, in bathrooms, plastered upon walls of houses, falling from the sky, and attacking dogs and small children. The sheer abundance of these CD's have led top researchers to look for new uses for them. Clocks, couches, houses, working automobiles, lampshades, heavy machinery, cutlery, cell membranes, and certain kinds of pasta have all been made entirely out of AOL CD's. It is even rumored that playing one in a CD player backwards will produce a message from satan himself commanding his minions to "go forth and obliterate the pathetic world of mortal men."

In any case, these CD's come packaged in obscenely wasteful packaging. Printed on this packaging are two 2-word long passwords. These passwords are passed along in utmost secrecy, since naturally they are top secret. However, I have devised a method of circumventing this almost foolproof security measure. I have gone to great lengths and braved many dangers to list out for you in the space below various different AOL CD passwords I have come across. I now pass on to you the great power that lies within these brilliantly coded messages found on the packaging of AOL CDs ("*" denotes a recent addition):



*POORER-DEANS *RANCH-LANE *AVOIDS-HELPER *TULIP-PLAIN *BELIEF-HILLS *HOUSE-CARDS
LEMURS-VALETS SHOPS-FLAGS *ATTAIN-FIST *SUBTLE-IRON *BARROW-UPHOLD *CACTUS-GLIDE
ARGUE-FINALE FREEZE-STREAM ALIGNS-FERNS THIN-SPEECH FLUMED-WAMPU DOMED-FEWER
HURTLE-HERMIT DRAFT-ROSE CRANED-HIVING UPPER-TOWEL LANCER-DUCLOS WEAVE-STAIR
CENTER-WINDOW BECAME-FIATS WITH-LOVELY DOUGHY-HEFTED STEM-SPEEDY KINGLY-DROWSY
MAIL-SATIN CYCLER-FIZZLE MONTH-BRAVE LODGE-VENDEE NOUN-USEFUL ELIXIR-FLAXES
ALIKE-SOWN GRAILS-FORUM BEAR-DROP TARES-LEARN AXIAL-DEFY HEATS-ABODES
DIESEL-AVERT BATBOY-SHYING DREGS-HARROW FEND-ATRIUM TRICE-EQUIP SOLES-ABATER
DASHY-FADERS KEENLY-WARMED GLOWS-LORDS WAHINE-NOISES LION-IDEAL GONE-WHIMSY
BETA-SPORT TWIG-BOOK STRAND-BARGE JABS-CARTON THREAD-RECESS MINUTE-BOWLED
CRANES-GOURD FRETS-WAGGED COUNTS-CAVED GAMEY-LIPIDS PRINTS-POTATO ACORN-TRUCK
LEAP-MODEST BEDRID-PHAGE DRIFT-BRIGHT RATTLE-MARK WAINS-ANTRA GREAT-DINNER
LEARNT-IMPART LUXURY-MOPS DROGUE-INKED SPRING-KNOT FURL-IRKED CHORUS-LOGIC
DAPPER-TOOLED LAUGH-HULA CRANNY-BENDAY UNMASK-DARTS BURSAR-CANS COMICS-WIZEN
RIMY-COGENT PINT-IRON GAITS-COLLAR SIMPLE-MIDDLE ARGYLE-DRINKS BIRDS-BORDER
ALIEN-COZIER JEEP-WONDER TRIES-STAIN TWIRL-REPORT HONKED-ANKHS PUPIL-FARM
CHARS-CHINS INCH-BOLD SHUTS-GRUELS DESIGN-NIMBLE POET-FALL PACK-RUGBY
BELLS-UTTER GAZING-LAKER SOFA-THUMP MONTH-APPEAR GUST-BELL OCEAN-EQUINE
AWARE-FORK TWEAKY-SETTEE DWELL-SPITED DESK-DELES CRUISE-SEVEN BOUFFE-ACES
SWISH-POTATO EXUDED-JOIN FACTS-ENACTS CRATED-FLYING STEEP-FILE DRYING-CORAL
DABBLE-HIVED SCAN-FLIER VOYAGE-TRUNK OBOES-CAJOLE IDEAL-HERD TARDY-TENPIN
ELUDE-HANSOM VISIT-STEREO WARBLE-GUESTS QUICK-JINGLE PLENA-LAICAL SWAMP-CABLE
HIRER-HATBOX HEADER-GROWN JIGGLE-QUIET FRIEND-GRAND SOAPS-WAMPU TEMPO-GATHER
ENDEAR-CODAS PEAS-BOLD CROWD-VELVET PLANT-MANNER SPRING-GOLD ATTAR-NOBLE
PEAS-SYNTAX FLUSH-AIRILY OXYGEN-CHAIR LASPER-YORE TWIG-BASKET DELLS-BLOCKS
GREYER-TOUTED CYCLED-BOOMED GOLFS-ALTAR CUBE-BALLOT ANVILS-DECANT SPIRAL-SPICES
BIDS-MOUTON ROUND-JACKET FONDUE-SNEEZE SPEAK-OUTAGE SPEECH-PLUM BLEARS-LODGED
CATS-HOGGED PASTE-PEOPLE DENIED-ZINCS SAGO-WHERE SPRUNG-CRUTCH COUPON-GAINED
MILLED-TENURE DRAGON-GREEN BACKED-BASS FENCE-DRAGON GRADE-BARNS DREW-DISOWN
SPEAK-TAPE DUSKED-SNUGLY BETIDE-CUFFS GROTTO-BANK LODGED-HEWING DEGREE-TWINER
ATAXIA-TREND FOGGY-GLANCE IDEAS-VOTE JARRED-COUPON FEED-HOUSES TOAD-LATER
BATIKS-GASHES LAKE-VOCAL LIKE-KEEN SKILLS-BRUSH CRUMB-FREERS FRIEND-GRAND
TONED-DOBBIN LUNCH-CARD CLANG-DEEP HOCKEY-WALLET KEEP-GRAVEL SOAPS-WAMPU
LOUDER-SMELTS CHORUS-FIELD FELLED-YOLKY WHERRY-GRAFTS BEACH-CASERN HEADER-GROWN
HEMMER-GNUS DEAN-SMOGS COLA-QUICK RUNNER-BIKES WARM-PEACE JIGGLE-QUIET
ALTERS-WILFUL RAVE-WAKE BOTANY-CONGAS KITS-GRIMED SAVES-CANNAS RAPID-TOTAL
STURDY-GAPS WIMPLE-FAWNED FREED-MAROON JEEP-FRIEND SILVER-UTMOST ETHANE-RIBBON
COASTS-SALARY PIPAGE-ATONAL WINY-WORLD SMITH-GRAVED UPLAND-FUZZES JEWEL-ROSE
BATEAU-TRICOT PLANT-ANKLET GOGGLE-VINE IDEA-CLEAN ARTS-CHORUS MAGIC-SLUSH
GOLDS-CANONS MAST-OPAL ZONE-BENCH CASTLE-LAWN FIBULA-INANE AFFORD-GLOVED
TRADES-SILLY WAGER-HOLISM BUGLE-ADDED TALENT-SALSA SUNNY-TALK THINS-TEAM
SHELL-LYRIC TAUPES-TALER SMILE-THIRTY GLEAMY-NOVEL LOWS-FIBERS ESSAYS-OWNING
BASE-ROSE PROXY-POWERS CARDS-STAND TUTOR-POOLS MIST-BIKE HEDGED-GISMO
ZESTY-ZOOMS GOVERN-ABOVE BRAD-GARNER GUIDON-DASHER MAYHEM-GRIPPE BACK-TAXI
STOCK-CITY MISTY-ARTS BANDS-CELLOS AFTER-MONTH TUTOR-JEWEL SURFER-GORIER
GLEAMS-SUGARS ADOBE-PROPEL WING-VOGUE COOKIE-SERVED RAKISH-GAGE REFUND-ERMINE
LOCALS-VALUED SENSED-COILS CAREER-ACCESS ARCADE-CREWS AJAR-GREY ANIMAL-AMID
DOWERY-ESTEEM UNSTOP-EMBOSS BEET-SINK FRAMES-SCRAWL BRIGHT-BUCKET MEDAL-REST
RUNS-FORK SPONGY-CASTOR GRIME-PICNIC LEAVES-GOGGLE SPIRAL-CAPER FLORAS-SLYER
BOON-REALS SLOGS-GAMMA CANDLE-PLAIN TOOLED-FOPS TALK-BACK BEGIN-POOLS
PAVED-CONVOY DOLL-STEEPS GNARLS-ABIDE SHOPS-SUBTLE FIZZES-DECORS UPON-SLANG
CASTLE-SANDAL DEARY-FIZZES NEEDLE-FEED IMBED-FOBBED SIXTH-NORMAL FEED-CHEER
SUNNY-PETAL EMBED-TUBBY HOGAN-SPIELS FOLK-BUSHEL CIVET-CARES SMITH-GRAVED
CAMPUS-CUING BINS-STROP BUBBLE-PRINT VERITY-COZIER CLANK-CABIN IDEA-CLEAN
TRUTH-ARTS BABBLE-GALLOP LUNAR-YEAR SHARE-CHARM DOLORS-HAWKS AMITY-FURRED
SOOTHE-FURRY CANALS-ATRIUM VOICE-SONAR MINCE-COOLED PORT-DISH ZONE-WORDY
LAIR-TWEAKY LAZARS-KIOSKS CREEK-WEEK TAWNY-PARLAY GRAVY-EASY HERBS-PANIC
FLEAS-GRIMED BROOK-RADIO BATON-HALTS LAMB-MINT BRAVER-BETAS SPLASH-VIEWS
JINGLE-ALPHA MAYHEM-DUDE KNACK-AMUSED GNATS-WEAVER BOOKS-TASK TAILED-MIGHT
DRAMS-LEADEN SPRING-GOLD HIRER-HATBOX ANGLED-FLOUR ICING-CLOUD ROCK-USEFUL
DEFILE-HAZIER TEMPO-GATHER ELUDE-HANSOM BOCCIE-DIVERS FILL-TANGO BILK-FAYING



If you happen to have any AOL words you would like to add to the list, then by all means join my cause and send them to me. My email address should be somewhere on this site -- try the GPFI Home Page.

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