| Quotes from the Parents Featuring various quotes from Claivn's Parents. |
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| Wisdom From Dad |
| Includes random wise quotes from Calvin's dad. |
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| "Where's that kid?!" "Calvin, sit up and eat with a fork like a civilized human being." ""Yes, but it will build character." "That 'bimbo' is your mother!" 'My...dad...is...a...big...HEY!" "Slippen' rippen' dang fang rotten zarg barg-a-ding dong!" "It builds character." "Knock it off Calvin. That's very annoying." "Ha ha. Why don"t you go bother your mother for a while?" "Go break his little legs, honey?" "C'mon, Calvin! I'll teach you how to put a worm in a hook." "Only next time there won't be a next time, because we're just going to tie you to a stake in the yard every weekend." "What's my good breif case doing out, and why does it smell like tuna fish?!" |
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| "For the last time, get out of bed! We're going to be late!" "Calvin, get down here!" "Bed time." "And what lucky moms those other kids have." "If you don't hurry up, you'll miss the school bus!" "Out! Out of the house! Now!" 'Calvin!" "No." "Hey! Calvin, the bus stop is that way! Come back here!" "Some days that kid of mine..." |
| "Being a parent is wanting to hug and strangle you kid at the same time." |
| "I prefer to let the wisdom of my words and deeds speak for themselves." - Dad |
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