Angel: I know what you're thinking, but don't worry, I don't bite. Buffy: This is not gonna be pretty. We're talkin' violence, strong language, adult content. Cordelia: Willow, nice dress. Glad to know you've seen the softer side of Sears. Xander: Can I have you?....I mean, can I help you? Joyce: And honey, try not to get kicked out. Buffy: Your my friend! My Xander shaped friend! Cordelia: I have a dream. It's me on the cheerleading squad, adored by every varsity male as far as the eye can see, We have to achieve our dreams, or else we wither and die. Giles: Why should anyone want to harm Cordielia? Willow: Maybe because they met her? Did I say that? Xander: I laugh in the face of danger, then I hide until it goes away. Buffy: I'm not saying she craned her neck. We're talking full-on exorcist twist! Giles: Yes, she's lovely in a common, extreamly well-proportioned way. Willow: He's got a crush on a giant insect?! Xander: Needs should definitly be met, as long as it doesn't require ointments the next day. Principal Flutie: We all need help with our feelings. Otherwise, we bottle them up, and before you know it, powerful laxatives are involved. Buffy: If the Apocalypse comes, beep me. Giles: I'll just jump in my time machine, go back to the twelfth century, and ask the vampires to postpone their ancient prophecy for a few days, while you take in dinner and a show. Xander: Oh, hey, here's something. A nice comfy overcoat and a ski cap. the earflaps will bring out your eyes. Owen: Does anyone have an aspirin? Or sixty? Buffy: I can't believe you, of all people, are trying to Scully me! Giles: You just run along to class, while I wait for the feeling to return to my arms. Willow: It was like the Heimlich, with stripes. Xander: Shoot me, stuff me, mount me. Principal Flutie: You're gonna have so much detention, your grandchildren are going to be staying after school. Angel: Good dogs don't..bite! Buffy: Ooo, crossbow! check out these babies. Good-bye stakes, hello flying fatality. What can I shoot? Cordelia: Where did you get that dress? This is a one-of-a-kind Todd Oldham. Do you know how much this dress cost? Is this a knock-off? This is a knock-off, isn't it? Some cheesy knock-off. This is exactly what happens when you sign these free trade agreements. Willow: How is it you always know this stuff? You always know what's going on. I never know what's going on. Xander: You know, hey, I don't know what everyone ia talking about. That outfit doesn't make you look like a hooker. Darla: Come on Angel, just say 'Yes'. Giles: Things involving the computer fill me with a childlike terror. Now, if it were a nice ogre or some such, I'd be more in my element. Ms.Calendar: I know our ways are strange to you, but soon you will join us in the 20th century. With three whole years to spare! Buffy: Okay, everyone look at me like I'm in a bunny suit 'cause that's how stupid I feel saying this. Cordelia: My song is about dignity and human feeling and...personal....hygiene...or something. Giles: I must say, all of you, your timing is impeccable. Willow: The creep factor is also heightened. It could be anyone, It could be me!.....It's not,..though. Principal Snyder: Kids, I don't like them. Sid Can you blame me? Look at you. You're strong, athletic, limber nubile,.......I'm back. Angel: Looking in the mirror everyday and seeing nothing there, it's an over-rated pleasure. Buffy: Well...I don't even like chocolate. Okay, that was the lamest comeback of our times. Cordelia: I don't need the looney fringe vote. Giles: A vampire in love with a slayer. It's rather poetic...in a maudlin sort of way. Xander: Well, yeah, I would give anything to be able to turn invisible. Well, I wouldn't use my powers to beat people up, but I'd use my powers to protect the girls' locker room. Principal Snyder: There are no dead students here...this week. Giles: Dreams? That would be a musical comedy version of this. Nightmares! Our nightmares are coming true! Willow: I don't like spiders, okay? Their furry bodies and their sticky webs, and what do they need all those legs for anyway? I'll tell you. For crawling across your face in the middle of the night. Ew! Xander: Someone else's loss is my chocolately goodness! Billy: I had the strangest dream. And you were in it, and you...Who are you people? The Master: Nobody died! What's the fun of burying someone if they're already dead? Angel: By the way, I really like your dress. Buffy: You have fruit punch mouth. GilesAs the soon-to-be-purple area on my jaw will attest, I did not LET her go! Ms.Calendar:I'm sorry! Calm may work for Locutus of the Borg here, but I'm freaked out, and intend to stay that way. Xander: You were looking at my neck! The part that gets me is where Buffy is the Vampire Slayer. She's so little! The Master: Yes, yes! Shake, earth! This is a sign. We are in the final days. My time is come! Glory, glory! What do you think? 5.1? |