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BONE
JANGLER
"The BONE JANGLER"
"Put down your pork rinds, your
fish sticks, and of course, ALL of your bulllllllshit!"
Since
long before time itself had been recorded, there has been The BONE
JANGLER! Throughout the years, the world's most prolific
thoughtsmiths have theorized that the "big bang" that
spawned the Earth's creation also heralded the arrival of this
ancient enigma.
Content
with sitting on the sidelines, watching various lifeforms evolve,
The BONE JANGLER took particular notice of the vagina. Many
were the songs the women sang unto Him, with fevered hopes that He
would anoint them, and permit them entry into His Coven. And,
as The BONE JANGLER and His merry maidens moved across the lands,
the seeds of thousands of civilizations were sown. From the
building of the ancient sphinx in Egypt, to the mysterious rock
formation of Stonehenge, even as recent as the crop circles of
today...The BONE JANGLER has been there.
While
the true extent of His powers are none of your business, rest
assured that He has zero, if any, rivals. From witchcraft to
voodoo, reaching all the way back to Native American shamanism, The
BONE JANGLER has had an impact on all forms of magick, past and
present. In fact, many of the world's occult practices are
based on the fundamental principles of The BONE JANGLER's natural
abilities.
So,
what is The BONE JANGLER's current agenda? None know. He
appears to be concerned with only 2 things: Sexing His Coven, and
His horror show..
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Debut: September
29, 2001 |
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1st public appearance:
Wizard World Convention 2001 |
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Website debut: July 3rd,
2001 |
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Weirdest public
appearance: Aurora Central Catholic High School SummerFest (Had
Catholic schoolgirls giving me the Devil horns sign all day!) |
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Favorite Horror Host of
all-time: Svengoolie (Jerry G. Bishop, the original) |
Markets:
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Various Chicagoland
stations |
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Various Indiana stations |
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Jackson, New Jersey (Horror
Host Underground) |
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Dayton, Ohio (Horror
Host Underground) |
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Greensboro, North
Carolina (Shock Block) |
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The Horror Host
Underground Network |
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