| Freaky Phobias |
| Ash: Hey look at that. What's that on the ground? Brock: It's a book- of phobias! Misty: A book of phobias? Ash: Wierd! *Flips through* Look. Here's Atychaphobia- fear of failing. Misty: Gee, who do I know who has that? Ash: I just want to succeed and be better than Gary. I'm not AFRAID to lose. Hmph. Brock: Here's Calignapobia, fear of pretty women! How ridiculous. Misty: Know what's MORE ridiculous? Anuptaphobia- fear of staying single. Now WHO has that? Brock: Er... Ash: Well lookie here. Insectaphobia, fear of bugs. Misty: So I hate bugs! What's wrong with that. At least I'm not as messed up as people with Phobophobia. They have fear of phobias! Ash: Or people with Blennophobia- fear of slime! Brock: Or people with Hipopotomonstrequippdaliophobia. Fear of long words! Ash: Or people with Anglophobia. Fear of England and English people. Gemma: *Storms in* Anglophobia!? Misty: Who are you??? Gemma: Not important. How could someone be afraid of the English. We're normal people! NORMAL! The SAME AS YOU! How can you be scared. Blah blah blah... *gets pushed off by Ash* Ali: I have Hithabarreaphobia. All: What? Ali: Hithabaraphobia. Hit-the-barre-a-phobia. It's when in ballet class you to a pirroutte at the barre and are afraid to hit it! ^_~ All: *Groan* Misty: Are you supposed to be here? Ali: Um... Ash: You gotta go write the story! YOU'RE the author! Ali: OH YEAH! Misty: Where's Brock? Brock: *mumbling* I'm not Anuptaphobic...I'm not Anuptaphobic...I'm not Anuptaphobic...I'm not Anuptaphobic... Jessie: Prepare for trouble! James: Make it double! Ash: C'mon, just leave! J+J: Not without Pikachu! *Throw net but catch Phobia book instead. Fly away without noticing* Jessie: We finally got Pikachu. James: Sorry to burst your bubble, but we got a phobia book instead! Jessie: WHAAAT?! Meowth: Look, Ailuraphobia, fear of cats. And Amychophobia- fear of scratches and being scratched. How ridiculous!!! Jessie: *grabs it* Lemme see! Atychaphobia- fear of failing. James: Do you think we have that? Jessie: I dunno! Is there a cure? James: Not one listed in this book! Jessie: What are we gonna do??? Meowth: *sigh* Maybe you have Kleptophobia, fear of stealing. Both: Nonsense! Meowth: Or Zenniphobia. Both: What's that? Meowth: NOT TELLING! Jessie: TELL ME! I bet you I have it and now I'll die! Meowth: Nope. *Big fight, book falls out of ballon* Jess: Imbossile! James: Now we'll never know. Brock: I'm not Anuptaphobic...I'm not Anuptaphobic...I'm not Anuptaphobic... *book falls and hits him on head* Brock: OW! Hey look, a notice. 'Not all slight fears of things are phobias. Do not panic if you believe to have one.' All: Oh great. Brock: At lest I'm not Zenniphobic! Fear of the Great Mole Rat! Jessie: I'm not Zenniphobic...I'm not Zenniphobic...I'm not Zenniphobic... I'm not Zenniphobic... Authors note: Sorry to offend anyone with any of these phobias! Please no flames! Take my humble appology! |
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