This page is dedicated to sick, gross, dark humor. If you are offended by sick, gross, dark humor do not go any further as this is what this site contains.

You've Been Warned...Proceed!

It is my belief that humor, whatever the form, is a source of healing...It is not the intention of this page to gross people out, although I'm sure it will! The intention of this page is soley for those people within EMS that may find some of this amusing and if you've had a bad day and need a laugh...enjoy! For those who are outside EMS and still enjoy this...You must be SICK!

FUN STUFF	STORIES
Acronyms You Might Be In E.M.S. If... Murphy's Laws of E.M.S. Redneck Medical Terminology Stupid E.M.S. Questions Rules of E.M.S. Fun With Used Airways A Patient Code of Ethics The Memo Sick EMS Jokes! Email Me Your Jokes	Heads Up! The Tale of Cocoa the Gorilla Man De Plane...De Plane!! My Pen! Don't Eat the Mushrooms! Duh! Mike & The Dead Guy's Cat Don't Forget to Move! Fractured Feces We'll be with You in a Moment Please Practise Safe Sex! Email Me Your Stories
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