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Bob and his Blob!
By Eric Carlson

Bob had a blob
who's name was Cob
that ate corn on the cob
and bob put corn on his blob
and called him cob.

bob and cob
had no job
exept making knobs
for cob and bob
that they put on a dog

when cob got a job
bob had no blob
and couldnt make
any more knobs
and corn on the cob
A typical day at the park
by Eric Carlson

Bob and Joe were strolling around the park together when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk. They both went to pick it up at the same time and hit thier heads together. They both fell to the ground, screeming and cursing from pain. The people with small children walked away quickly. As they began to stand up, bob grabed the bob stick and started swinging it around randomly. Joe grabbed his negotiation skills and started to wield out a full on attack. "Bob, can't we settle this some how?" joe said. Bob stoped the random attacks to listen. "How about if we cut the coin in half? you and I can each have 12.5 cents. what do you say?" joe asked. Bob nodded his head up and down. "Great.". They went to pick the quarter up when they discovered that the coin was gone. All hell broke loose.