You've got your plastic square-rimmed glasses - check. You've got your old-school Vans and cuffed slacks - check. You've got your ironic thrifted T-shirt that'd fit your eight-year-old brother - check. But do you have your macaroni and cheese? Yes, macaroni and cheese; the often overlooked, yet essential, item in any emo wardrobe. You don't have to cut your hair - but you do have to have this one-of-a-kind item. What do you think your favorite bands eat on tour? Do the Get Up Kids order caviar every night? No way! They're too busy cranking out pop-punk hits! They eat the same thing you'll be if you buy this item now - delicious macaroni and cheese! This box has never been opened - no red and blue germs here - and the taste is so terrific, you'll cry while you eat them, just like you cried when you saw Rainer Maria for the first time! Hey - this stuff really is the Breakfast of Champions! The next time you go to an emo show you can take the box with you - you'll be the envy of the crowd! Just attach it to your messenger bag under the carefully organized row of 1" pins and display it proudly, while you're folding your arms across your chest and nodding your head while the Anniversary plays a set! Still not convinced? Listen to the testimonies from previous buyers: xsweaterx: "this is the most emo mac and cheese i've ever seen. i ate some before i saw bright eyes and i was the most emo i've ever been in my life. i cried three times. the next time you sell some, let me know first." anewfoundgary: "I GOT TO GO BACKSTAGE AT NFG AND I SHOWED IAN THE BOX AND HE HAD ONE JUST LIKE IT. I GAVE HIM MY BANDS DEMO TAPE WHERE WE COVER 2'S AND 3'S AND NOW DRIVETHRU RECORDS IS LOOKING TO SIGN US! THX!!!" dashboardconfessional39: "my grrlfriend dumped me, and i stayed up all night with saves the day's 'the choke' on repeat. eating the macaroni and cheese helped me feel more emotional than i've ever been, and i wrote three songs about it." This deal is pure sweetness, so if you're listening, you'll buy this right now! So scrounge up your quarters! Assorted pins and lame 7"s not included. So nuts to you. All credit for this page goes to the following people here, here and here.