From: |screaming_tears@hotmail.com|

oh my god you have to be the biggest peice of shit ever its kids like you that i can't stand./.....ohh i wanna be emo lets all go to a from autmn to ashes show cus its popular now and they are so hot and i wanna sleep with all them ok losers where were you when bands like that hardcore bands that you see now cus they are on mtv2 or you think they are emo or your friends lke them...when they played back in the day to only a ccouple kids or for that matter maybe a lot of kids just hardcore ones......then you get mad when we dance to our bands FUCK YOU we were there first and that is what is expected we are no there to hook up with some hot emo chick,or fuck one of the guys in the band. why would you have a site about this be your self you are who you are following trrends is not what emo is about...when you foloow what other peopel do you will end up miserable. FYI idiot many hardcore bands have "emo lyrics" they just don't sing them they scream them...thats why you have bands like the bleeding through singing about how bitter they are about girls,,,and sxe bands like the promsie singing about their beliefs and what they think is right and true"played the part but didn;t know what it meant" -the promise maybe you should pick that up bitch they migth knock some sense into you. another thing sxe hmmmmm ok why would you give people names with X's in them that means edge you dumb fuck,,,,and a lot of kids that are sxe anyways are doing it cus its trendy about hlaf of them are gonna sell out ....many of them have no reasons for being it .me i have reasons myself true till death XXX and i am sure other real "emo" kids get pissed off at these trendy losers at shows i know i do.

all of the bands you named suck.


From: |nessame72@yahoo.com|

hey,

thats horrible, you shouldnt at all try and change yourself to be different, if thats you and you like that style and you actually do enjoy goin to shows, then do it, but otherwise, do what you enjoy, not what others do


WORDS OF WISDOM PEOPLE!


From: |crossout_theeyes@yahoo.com|

all i have to say is wow.. your a fucking freak! who the hell would spend that much time telling people how to conform to a certain style or in your terms 'way of life' .. dude you serisouly need to get a life.. thats so lame.. haha.. so stupid.. i didnt know people that lame existed. wow.. i gotta show this around.. this'll make for a good laugh fpr a while.. how to be emo.. haha

you're. it's you're. YOU'RE YOU'RE YOU'RE. thanks.


From: |cookie_monster7@hotmail.com|

You have the most fucking retarded site I've ever read. You must be the biggest POSEUR that could ever be. Are you trying to create a fucking bread of poseur emo's? Like bloody fuck were you repeatedly dropped on your head as a child? That would make sense right now!! There are so many things wrong with your site. As an 'emo kid' we try not to be stereo-typed and you go an shove us into 3 categories? FUCK YOU! I don't look a thing like you say I should, I have long dirty blonde hair with pink in it. I wear a hoodie with a Flosport logo on it with studs and pins and patches. I don't carry a messanger bag or wear glasses. I'm emo/punk, there's no doubt in my mind or anyone elses mind. I actualy like the type of music emo and punk. By the way your definition of emo IS WRONG. Emo is pop-punk, just softer not so upbeat, like dashboard confesional for example RETARD! Oh looks like YOU'RE WRONG AGAIN! TAKE YOUR FUCKING SITE DOWN YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. I am not a vegan, true alot of kids are vegetarian and vegan but not because they wanna be Emo, but because they believe killing animals is wrong. And as for skinny, wrong again! Some of the biggest emo kids I know aren't skinny. Not close, they're big, they're short, they're tall, you name it. You go to shows kuz you belong there, not kuz you wnt 'scene points' WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?! You're trying to create a bread of poseurs? Yeah fuck you! People like you piss me off!
Take your site off!


Mylene


dashboard confessional? never heard of them.


From: |dyoung_420@epals.com|

I recently came across ur sight and was shocked to realize how much of a poser (in ur case poseur) u really are. Your sight stands against everything a true emo would stand for. Now i am punk and always will be but me and my friends are appauled by your sight. What the hell were u thinking. If u were true then maybe ur sight would be correct beacuse u would have realized that emo isnt a fucken thing u just decide to become. Its a way of life and u cant just change into it. U have to actauly feel it and not pose as u have done. Now get ur fuckin sight off the net or at least change it up so its not so fukin poserish.

By the way punk is fukin way better. (probably shouldnt have said that, now ur gona make a sight on how to be punk u fukin wannabe)


no additional comments needed.


From: |walrusbeppy@penguins.org|

How to dress emo???? Who the fuck are you? People like you make me sick. It's about the music, man! Quit trying to put labels on shit that was made for individuality.
Love,
Beppy

p.s.-I'm a size 8 so I guess I can't be emo. :'(


nope.


From: |unsungzero311@yahoo.com|

What makes you think you know what the hell emo is? You probably think Blink 182 is emo because they sing about being lonely and shit like that. Now be a good little boy/girl and go play in some traffic.

Fuck off,
UnsungZero


yeah. he didn't stop.

I am much more intelligent then you are. Your probably a fucking 13 year old trying to act punk. Stupid fucktard.

let's count the mistakes!


From: |StaRBriGHt230@aol.com|

i must say that i agree. you are very mistaken about what is emo. some of your "dressing rules" are just too punk. and as you and i both know, nothing is worse than a poseur!!!

tootles- sara


i am not mistaken. i am an emo expert.


From: |AgtX2@aol.com|

your site is the funniest thing ive ever read....and i mean that in a wow why would take the time to write this stupid crap...its all sterotypical bulllshit that gives emo kids a bad name..emo kids would never write thi shit why would they want to bring stupid poser into our little world...Remember: the fad of anti-fad. humm your really taking your own tips...and being the emo kid i am im gonna rant about how retarded your site is and how if your emo then you dont need emo tips and how if your not then you shouldnt try to be what your not... your just fueling the posers...thax ```stay what you are...

wow. (ps: YOU'RE.)


From: |GunxToxMyxHead@aol.com|

>> This is the most horrible thing I have ever found on the web. You're teaching kids how to be emo? HAHAHAHAHAHA. You're contradicting yourself, my love. If you have to tell someone how to act a certain way, then that is so not the "scene" at all. You're making it out to be the whole point of being in this "scene" is to act differently from everyone else. Thus, you, creating this horrid website, makes masses of young Avril fans start listening to Bright Eyes. Way to go. And not only are you telling these mindless clones to join the scene, you are turning them snobcore. That's right, YOU are making these children elitist snobs. Now these mallcore kids will pretend to like all these bands but you know that they secretly go home and pop in their favorite Blink 182 CD, dear. You are turning them into the "poseurs" that you so greatly despise. Well, darling, you are the poseur. Now you have to go to shows and stand next to the hoards of clones that you created. Nice work. On behalf of everyone in the scene, I would like to thank you. Thank you for what you created. Au revoir.

xoxo
Jen


looks like someone took our screen name tips!


From: |genauer@comcast.net|

oh god, do you actually believe that emo is a fashion style? because its not. .or.do.you.think.typing.like.this.will.make.you.emo? beacause it wont. FAILURE

yes.


From: |hollyhox429@yahoo.com|

Your site is the most pathetic display of streotypical bullshit I have seen in a long, long time. Before you write ANYTHING, get a clue about what you're talking about . Please.
-Lindsay


once again, i am an expert. i have studied many emo kids in their native land. i know what i am talking about.


From: |rkmiller111@comcast.net|

hahahahahahahahahahaha. I read this site and seriously thought it was a joke. Am I wrong? You can just act emo. Thats like changing the person you are. I love emo, and I actually am a very sensative emotional kid. And fashon tips, you don't NEED to wear those to like emo or be emo. Being emo is your personality and music you like. I'll admitt, I like dressing "emo" because I like the style, but ti's like you're saying "you have to wear sweaters or you're not emo". I just don't get it. ha, anyway...I bet you'll put this in the hate mail. But really, it's not, but it's not "love" mail either...

-Rich-


yeah. i think you're stupid.


From: |guitar4band4@hotmail.com|

dude your fucking gay. you cant tell people how to be emo. its not a fashion you fucker. its a statement only to be used by real fans of music. not some fucked up poser shit fashion. i swear you better take down this fucking site before i kick your ass. your so gay. i think you should die.

some angry person


YOU'RE.


From: |DousedInBleach@aol.com|

dude, you talk about people being imposters and copying you're site being uncool and unoriginal, but if everyone were original, wouldn't that not be cool? You gotta respect the ones you thrive off, and "how to dress emo" in itself is an imposter's perspective so wut r u gettin at.? Suggest we alll "dress emo" and then be unoriginal?...

YOUR.


From: |deftones3320@sbcglobal.net|

dude... your website is the gayest thing ive ever seen and/or read.. man you are a loser.

i'm rather fond of my homosexual website.


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