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| HP Critical is a band based in Omaha, NE. We have little talent and less motivation. It really cannot be said what kind of music we play. In short its Rock of some sort. The band members are Mike, Pat, and Brett. Guitar, drums, and bass respectivly. As far as our name goes HP Critical means "Hit Points Critical" or low life (kind of a double meaning). We basically the sister band to Bluto (actually its just Bluto plus a bassist (Brett)). Mabye a bit more serious, mabye a little more talent (hehe). Our biggest infuences are =w=eezer, radiohead,Coldpalay (yeah, ok Brett), more weezer, the rentals, and various punk bands. We suck |
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| 12-16-01 Yah... We still haven't put out a CD, mostly because most of the shtuff we've recorded so far is garbage. Seems like Bluto (or whatever they wanna call themselves) is coming out with another EP. Go buy it, they are cool. At least they write songs. This page really sucks. Mabye we'll write some songs after christmas. Expect a release sometime before the apocalypse. "We have a technincal" |
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| From dirt to nothing (the origin of HP Critical) |
| Jimmy's page (someday) |
| 12-18-01 Hi... Brett has been very bored recently so he has been working on the website for some reason. Who knows why no one ever comes here anyway, mabye we'll have a grand re-opening or something. Oh well, the page is getting cooler, at the cost of actual effort (well at least a little of it) I could use some ideas and stuff for the page so if you think of something feel free to tell me. Next time we jam we'll just have to remember to take some pics with the Pat's dad's digital camera. Until then peace out! I'm going to see Lord of the Rings! "I want to...I want to be someone else so I'll explode..." |
| December 28 or 29 (don't know) Well, Brett you'd better stop whinin' and bitchin' 'cause I am tired of hearing it and listening to it. The band will practice and play, and we will come up with new songs soon. Seriously, the motivation is there. I am trying. Plus, stop saying stuff like "i am the only fool that is working on this lame site." Look who's typing this, bi-atch. Ha. me loves you. mike |
| WHAT???------->>> Brett, why did you make up all of this dumb stuff. C'mon, man. First of all, you have to learn correct grammar. Then you have to stop making up stuff just to make us seem cool and funny. :-P |
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| *Anything written bt Pat will be written in red |
| A bit more serious? a bit more talent? No way man. We have less talent as HPcritical..wonder why? hehe --> And Bluto is no "sister" band, bluto is the direct byproducct of your mom having sex with satan in a nuclear volcano. |
| Don't "or whatever they want to call themselves" our band! Bow down to the band formerly known as Bluto! --> |
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| 1-8-02 Nothing is goin on, Brett got a guitar for christmas so maybe he'll do some writing, but it will probably suck anyway, so...so cares! Mike also got a new effects processor and pag got a new bass drum pedal, so we'll be rockin in the new year "did they get you to trade your heros for ghosts hot ashs for trees hot air for the cool breeze" --pink floyd |