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| UWF Freshman Ok so where did I leave off? Oh yeah, so Ted broke up with me because he wanted to venture his newly begun summer vacation. He was into that online dating crap and met a UWF student named Dani, whom was in Brazil at the time being. They made plans to hook up and get together. I just laughed it off because I knew she probably looked like a skank. Despite Ted's decision to breaking his obligation to me, he asked that I keep mine for him! Yeah whatever, I can think of twenty different places where he can shove that idea! The summer went by pretty quickly. I got a job over at Nike and pretty much had fun working there. I got free shoes and met a few cool people who graduated from Niceville. I really didn't like this one girl... she kinda got around the store. She was one of them "working girls"... she kinda "worked" her way to the top. Personally, I kinda like to be on the bottom. (Props to all those who caught on the sexual inuendo there). Anyway, working at Nike was pretty exciting! I got to see all sorts of famous people like Jean-Claude Van Damm, Faith Hill (her credit card said Faith McGraw though), FSU Quarterback, Elaine's boyfriend's real parents from Seinfeld, and one of the Four Horsemen Wrestlers (he had a scar on the back of his neck). During my free time, I tried to hit the Hurlburt Gym and much as I could. I never got a sticker for my car, so I always had to get out and get a pass. On one of the days that I got stopped, I noticed that the gate guard was acting a bit weird. He was taking his time on my pass and stopped halfway when he was writing it. He walked inside the little office and brought along another gate guard with him and this guy was hot as hell! By this time I thought I was in trouble or something! Anyway, the new gate guard introduced himself as Airmen Lusk. I said hello and asked if there was a problem. He told me no and that his friend just came in to ask him to finish my pass. I kinda smiled because I knew what was up. Anyway, Airmen Lusk, finished my pass (even gave me an officers pass for a week) and walked me to my car. We started talking, exchanged phone numbers, and I found out that his name was Kevin. While we were talking, a sergeant on a motorcycle drove up. It was Kevin's uncle and I was introduced to him. A few days later I called Kevin and we decided to meet at Arby's and then drive in his car to his uncle's place. So I met him and we drove to his uncle's place as planned. When we got there, we went into the back room and played some pool. Kevin's cell-phone rang and it happened to be his uncle. I talked to his uncle on the phone for a little while and he asked me if I wanted to meet his sister. I was trying to be polite so I said sure... he even offered to take me for a bike ride on the motorcycle. Kevin got a little mad about the motorcycle thing, though. Last time his uncle took his girlfriend for a bike ride he tried to hook up with her. Anyway, some minutes passed and all of a sudden his uncle came walking in the door. He said that he would be right back and that he was going to get his sister. A few minutes passed, when all over a sudden his uncle came jumping out from behind the corner with a wig on and butt ass naked! He had his "thing" tucked between his legs so he looked like a girl! I was so shocked and didn't know what to say so I just laughed because it was pretty funny. From then on Kevin's uncle liked me because he said I had a great sense of humor! I guess it was pretty cool to be approved by family. After the weeks went by, Kevin and I continued dating. I usually came by the gate to keep him company on the late night shifts. Finally, by the end of summer, orientation for school was about to begin. By this time I kind of stopped seeing Kevin because I didn't want anything to get serious between us. I went to the orientation and during my break decided to stop by the TKE House. There was only two people there: Joe and another guy that I had never seen before, John. Immediately I thought this guy was fine as hell! He kinda looked like Jarred but with lighter hair! Anyway, I hung out with him all day! We went to the Kappa Alpha party together and had a good time. I was suppose to drive back to Fort Walton Beach that night, but I decided to crash at the TKE House so I slept on the couch. After that I started hanging aroung John more often and developed one of them idiotic crushes on him. School started and the dorms that I was suppose to move into wasn't completed, yet. They moved all the excess students into the Northside dorms (some of which they had to re-open after being condemned). It was literally a shit hole, but I had lots of fun living in those dorms! Well with the exception of my first roomate... she turned out to be the craziest bitch ever! One night we went to a TKE party and I brought her along with me. Sometime that night there was a brutal fight so the party had to be broken up before the cops arrived. I was pretty drunk and couldn't drive and neither could my roomate. A good dorm buddy of mine named Dave asked me for a ride back to the dorms, but I was too drunk so I told him to just take my car back. I forgot though that my roomate had her purse and keys in there. Anyway, my roomate was really toasted and she came up to me asking where my car was. She was going to go back to the dorms with some guy friends that she had met. I told her how Dave drove the car back and that she could just ask him for the keys and get her purse out of the car since he lived right down the hall. She totally went ballistic and tried to push me but all the TKE's rushed over and surrounded her and told her that she was banned from the house and needed to leave. She left and I stayed to help clean up the mess from the fight. When everything was done, Ted drove me back to my dorm. When I got there, Yuritza told me that my headlights to my car was on. I walked to my door and tried to open it but the door was locked so I went and got my RA. When she opened the door, my roomate was on her bed screwing some guy and another guy was on my bed whacking off! I was so pissed and I tried to run in there to go beat some ass, but Ted and Dave pulled me back into the hallway! Finally my roomate came out with her little fuck friends and I asked her where my car keys were. She said that she didn't know. I went outside to my car and sure enough the headlights were on with all the doors locked! I jimmied the lock open with a clothes hanger and managed to turn my lights off before the battery died, but my keys were still no where to be found. My roomate finally came outside and still swore up and down that she didn't know where my keys were. We all figured she threw them in the woods so we all started searching. Dave pretended to be on my roomates side and got her to trust him... so a few minutes later of course she found the keys in the woods. Kinda funny how she knew exactly where to look. A few days later, she moved out. About a week after that, Ted wanted me to be with him again. The girl Dani turned out to be ass ugly and plus he was kinda jealous that I was groovin on John. I didn't want to go back with him though and I really wanted to date John. I found out later that John was only playing me anyway... I was pretty pissed about that, but oh well what could I have done? To make a long story short, I took Ted back. Some months went by and I enjoyed ROTC a lot. I didn't get to hang out as much as I would have liked because I spent most of my time indoors with Ted. It was pretty cool because two guys named Rick and Jon thought I was really hot and nominated me as the chick with the nicest rack in ROTC. During the Spring, I decided to write a proposal for a drill competition for ROTC. It got approved and Ted took over the project. He tried to plan it too early and so his work got terminated. It was better off that way because he was too unorganized about it anyway. My attentions were focused more on Dining Out that semester. It was neat to see a Dining Out other than what we had for JROTC. I was the first cadet to get sent to the grog too! No one told me that I had to wear a white shirt! I'll have to get Ard back for that one. That same month we went on our canoe trip. The whole thing turned out to be rather lame. Ted kept telling me how he was good at canoeing... whatever he was completely lost. The first five minutes he tipped the boat over! That ruined the whole thing for me and I gave him shit the entire time. What I thought would be like a 4 hour canoe trip ended up being more like ten! My arms were tired and my skin was bright red... I was already getting blisters! Then Ard's canoe tipped over and there was no where for it to be turned over. The water was deep and there were no sandbars around. So they used our canoe to help Ard get out of the water. They pushed our canoe under the brush with all the trees/vines and little spiders started coming out of the leaves... I freaked and started crying right in front of the Wing Commander! Man I hate spiders! Finally the canoe trip ended and all the GMC's got together to attend the camping trip that Dennis planned. Ted didn't want me to go, because he didn't think I needed to leave him, but I needed the time away from him after his antics during the canoe trip. All of the GMC's finally got the camp set up and we had a huge cook-out! We looked for firewood and couldn't find squat in the woods! The cadets from USA wanted to play commando games, which I thought was pretty lame so opted just to chill. My sunburn was starting to ache anyway. Plus while the game was going on, most of the cadets from UWF snuck out of the game... thats how lame it was. We got some really funny film footage of us trying to find some wood... I found the first and only log! Hooray for me! By the end of the night my sunburn was killing me! I couldn't even move! So I called Ted and begged him to pick me up. Towards the end of the year, things were coming to a close. Ted was graduating and getting his commission. He broke up with me again right before break... it didn't bother me at all anyway. I moved back home for the summer and got a job at Wellington Place working with residents who needed living assistance. |
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