| These are the quotes from my... LIFE and the movies too! |
| I've been sober since 83'. Ohk maybe 93'. Oh alright 10:03. ~ Just Shoot Me |
| Screw You, Screw You, Screw You, You're cool, I'm out ~Scarface (Halfbaked) |
| The Bouncing SouLs? Those Fucking New Jersey Mooches! They only go on tour so they can eat other peoples food. Didn't you know that? ~ The Bouncing Souls |
| I'd drop my pants for you.... Theres nothing else i can do. I'm just a 5 foot 6 Jew. I'd drop my pants for you. ~The Falsies (The Falsies Hate You) |
| Now thats a damn shame when people be throwing out a perfectly good white boy like that ~ An electrician (Better Off Dead) |
| FWOAH!!! ~Saves The Day |
| "Josh, don't call me EMO. It hurts my feelings." ~ GRANO!!!! |
| "I'll take The Rapists for 100$" "That's Therapists Mr. Connery" ~ Celebrity Jepordy (Saturday Night Live) |
| It tastes like.......... BURNING!!!!! ~Ralph Wiggum |
| Knee high, Argyle, TUBE.... I was thinkin of you while I jerked off in to my sock last night. ~ Nerf Herder (Doin Laundry) |
| WHERES MY 2 DOLLARS!?!?!?! ~ Better Off Dead |
| It's Christmas Eve, dude. I could be home right now drinking this monster egg nog my brother makes with lighter fluid. ~ Better Off Dead |
| Well you see, My little brother got his arm stuck in the microwave then My grandma dropped acid then freaked out and hijacked a school bus full of penguins so it's KIND of a family emergeny so can you come back later okay thanks. ~ Better Off Dead |
| T-t-t-t-t TODAY Junior! ~Billy Madison |
| Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa... The part of the story I didnt like was the little boy gave up lookin for the dog after an hour! he didnt put posters up or anything, he just sat on the porch like a goon and waited.. The kid's gotta think, you got a pet.. you got a responsibility. If your dog gets lost, you dont look for an hour and then call it quits, you get your ass out there and you find that fuckin dog! ~Billy Madison |
| My cats breath smells like cat food ~ Ralph Wiggum |
| I'm thinking of taking the new girl from logistics. And if everything goes right she'll be seeing my oh face. ohhh oh ohhh ~Office Space |
| You know i luv you sweettart....ooops i mean retart.....ohh shit i meant sweet heart! ~ KELLY Q~ |
| You go in a tight end, you come out a wide reciver - Josh |
| Heres the kicker........ it was GREEN!! ~ Dave |
| Liar Liar Plants for hire. It's pants on fire Patrick! Oh well youre still a liar! ~SpongeBob Square Pants |
| Jerry when do you think sex has happened? Oh I would say when the nipple makes it's first appearence.~Seinfeld |