"You've spent years in cooking academies, and all you've learned is how to hold a knife and fork! But you understand nothing! --nothing about the job of cooking! I didn't go to a cooking academy, but I read Delia and Rhodes! I didn't even go to a cookery school, but single handed, I catered for Europe and all of Russia! And now you dare to disobey!"

- Adolf Hitler
Addressing his troops at the teatime revolt, 1943