You are a (please check one)
Boy
girl
both (ewwww!)
not sure
What's your name?
Where are you from?
Your e-mail address?
Your homepage URL?
Your favorite band?
Your favorite movie/TV show?
Your first child's name is going to be?
Most crucial contribution by a famous person to society?
Gallagher's Sledge-o-Matic
Mel Gibson's Passion of the Christ
Carrot Top's 1-800-CALL-ATT commercials
George Foreman's Lean Mean Fat-Reducing Grilling Machine
Al Gore's Internet
Which of these words best describes me?
Funny
Smart
Hot
Awesome
All of them, how could anyone pick just ONE of those words to describe you?!
Who should be the next president of the US in 2004?
George W. Bush
John Kerry
J.K. Rowling
William Hung
Aquaman
Strom Thurmond's corpse
Mitch Hedberg's funniest joke is the one about...
The ant farm
The steamboat operator
The race car passenger
Buying a donut
The price of pop
Foosball
If you don't know who Mitch Hedberg is, are you cool?
No
No
Who is the MOST tolerable of the following?
Kevin Bacon
Anna Nicole Smith
The Quizno's "gerbils?"
Emeril
The Detroit Tigers playing baseball
I mainly use the internet to (check all that apply):
research
buy things on eBay
talk to my friends
escape the harsh reality of the "real world"
porn, lots and lots of porn
About how many songs have you downloaded SINCE they started prosecuting people?:
Any question you would like to see me add?
to prove i check this, here are a few questions suggested by viewers of my page!
Who is your favorite Michael?
Michael Jackson
Michael Jordan
Michael J. Fox
Michael Moore
Michelangelo (the ninja turtle)
Michelangelo (the artist guy)
other (please specify)
what do you think of my page? (aka-"constructive" criticism should go here ;)
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