LINKS TO GLASGOW and SCOTLAND
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A wee B&B in North Queensferry, Fife.
A nice B&B in Ayr - with my personal recommendations.
Sunday wouldn't be a Sunday without - THE SUNDAY POST
The Daily Record / Sunday Mail - Scotlands number one newspaper
Airdrie and Coatbridge Advertiser
Sky Sports - for all the news about Scottish Football
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Scotland - Vs - England
In the old days the English and Scottish
armies
used to fight by
gathering their armies on top of the hills
and at
day break they
would run down the hillside
into the deep gorge
below to fight.
One morning at dawn there was a fog (as thick as
pea soup)
and the
two generals decided to refrain from fighting that day.
Whilst the two armies were resting a voice, with a
scottish accent
came from within the dense fog.
" Any one scotsman can beat any 10 englishmen".
With this, the english general sent down 10 of his
soldiers.
There
was a hell of a fight and NO ONE returned.
An hour
later, the same
voice was heard.
" Any one scotsman can beat any 50 englishman".
With this the english general sent down 50 of his
soldiers.
The
same thing, a terrible fight ensured and again NO
ONE returned.
An hour later the same voice.
"Any one scotsman can beat any 100 englishman".
Same same, down went 100 of the best. NO ONE
returned.
An hour
later.
" Any one scotsman can beat any 1,000 englishman".
By this time,
the english general had enough and was about to
send down his
elite soldiers,
when he saw a lone englishman
crawling up the
hill.
He was battered to a pulp. As he reached his general he said,
" Don't send any more troops down, its a
trap,
THERES TWO OF THE BASTARDS".
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