| Yes, I know. You read somewhere on this website that we do not believe in "diets" or "salads". The truth is, we were feeling a bit jealous and left out so we decided to devise our own "world famous" method of feeding iguanas. Please follow the below instructions EXACTLY or your iguana could very well suffer from not only malnutrition, but MBD, dehydration, solar flares, and a possible tax audit. Please note that all measurements are generalized. Please adjust the levels of each ingredient as necessary for the complete health and well-being of your ig. 1 cup Intelligence 1 quart Compassion 3 cups Humor (finely chopped) 1 gallon Dedication 3 large cloves Understanding Place all ingredients in a bowl and sprinkle LIBERALLY with fresh (processed won't cut it here) Common Sense. Mix by hand (c'mon, you touch your iguana don't you ?) and serve. DO NOT FREEZE as this only robs the ingredients of much needed nutrients. And above all else, NO LETTUCE OF ANY KIND. As much as we would love to, we cannot mass produce or sell "pre-made" versions of this recipe as all ingredients MUST be individually measured and the diet tailored specifically to the needs of each individual iguana. Copyright © 2000-2003 The Iguana Spot All Rights Reserved No part of this website may be reproduced without the express written consent of The Iguana Spot |
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