Jeff: What a nice day.
Dani: Just perfect for this!
She pulls out a huge radio and turns it on all the way while playing music from The Wild Shrooms.
Dani: Yeah! Whoohoo!
Jeff: Heh… What the!
Jeff looked up into the sky, where he sees a strange looking item falling from the sky. Well, more like several of them. He sidesteps out of the way of one of them as the other crashes into Dani’s radio.
Dani: My radio!
More bombs fall from the sky.
Dani: My foot! Ack!
Jeff: Holy crap!
Their voices fade as the explosions grow louder. The ground is now concealed under a cloud of dust. Meanwhile, in a doomship hovering above this scene…
Bowser: Gwa haha! With the heroes out of the way, I can continue my plans to—Wha?
He opens his lunchbox to find Yoshi eating his food.
Yoshi: Yoshi was hungry, sorry!
Yoshi jumps out of the doomship, leaving something behind.
Bowser: Hmm. What the? He left behind a note?
He reads it.
Bowser: A love note from Peach to Mario? Heh heh. Anyways, now to create the greatest weapon that is—
His phone rings.
Bowser: What!? Who dares to call me in the middle of my dramatic speech!?
He picks up the phone.
Bowser: Hello? Hello, Ludwig. No, you can’t use Larry as an experiment tester. No, you can’t use Lemmy or Iggy, either. No. No... No! Ludwig, no! Goodbye, Ludwig… bye… Ugh, bye!
Bowser hangs up while Ludwig continues yelling.
Bowser: Now then, time for me to create my greatest weapon without the help of Ludwig…or Kamek! I’ll create… The Cataclysmic…um…Chocolate!
Evil music plays in the background as he laughs hysterically.
Dani gets up and walks over to the broken radio.
Dani: That was close, but… my radio…
Jeff: Dani, you can go buy a new one!
Dani: I’ll have to beat up the enemies once again and—
Her phone rings.
Dani: Eh? Hello? What? No! I don’t want to adopt an idiot! Wha? No! How the heck did you get my number?
She hangs up.
Dani: I really need to remove my number out of the Mushroom Kingdom directory.
Jeff: Told ya. Now then, where were we going?
Stupid Narrator Voice: They travel to defeat the Koopa Bros., who weren’t responsible. Soon after…
Jeff: Something tells me they weren’t responsible for this mess.
Dani: I guess…
Jeff: What on Plit is that?!
He points at a large rectangular cube floating in the air.
Dani: It’s a giant… candy bar?
Jeff: Eh?
Dani: I don’t understand.
Jeff: It’s just sitting there.
He tilts his head.
Jeff: Floating there.
Dani: *monotone, as if in a trance* …Hovering there… Tempting…
Jeff: *in the same monotone voice* Uh huh.
His phone rings.
Jeff: Oh for Star Haven’s sake…Hello? Oh, hi Luigi. How are you? I’m good. Yeah, I’m fine. Uh huh… Yeah… *annoyed* Yeah… Um, yeah, shut up for a moment and listen. There’s a giant floating candy bar. No, I didn’t hit my head on anything! I’m looking at it right now! It’s a giant floating candy bar! Hello? Luigi? He hung up on me! Ugh! I’m gonna…
Dani: But first, the candy bar…
Suddenly, they fall onto the ground as if struck by an attack.
Dani: Ack! I can’t get away… The sugar is tempting me…to go…closer…
Jeff: Oh no…now it’s affecting me…!
Bowser: Gwa haha! I see you two have found my weapon that will help me take over the Kingdom!
Dani and Jeff: No, it’s a giant candy bar!
Bowser: Shut up. This candy bar will melt soon enough, and destroy the Kingdom, and then will restart it without sugar. And you two can’t do a thing about it!
He laughs hysterically, then starts to choke.
Dani and Jeff start screaming in terror, then after two seconds they stop. Dramatic battle music starts.
Dani: I don’t think so!
She flashes lavender.
Jeff: I’m with Dani!
He flashes silver.
Bowser: Cataclysmic Chocolate, fire the Licorice Sticks!
Red and black licorice sticks fly at the heroes, but they are too fast for the licorice. They zap several of the licorice sticks, and grab several others and twist them into knots, throwing them back at the Cataclysmic Chocolate.
Dani: Ha! Is that the best you can do?
Jeff: C’mon…we’re waiting!
Bowser: Cataclysmic Chocolate, fire the Malted Chocolate Syrup Cannonballs!
Jeff: The…what?
Malted milks balls speed through the air, hitting them, sending them crashing to the ground. The malted milk balls explode into chocolate syrup, trapping them.
Bowser: Gwa haha! Got ‘em! Now then, time to finish you…
Bowser’s phone rings and the battle music slows to a stop.
Bowser: Hello? Oh, hi Kamek!
He starts talking casually with Kamek.
Mario runs over and sees the chocolate syrup.
Mario: CHOCOLATE!!
He eats the chocolate, freeing the trapped heroes.
Dani: We need to destroy this horrible device before it turns Plit into a horrible sugarless world!
Bowser: Huh? Uh, Kamek, I gotta go!
He turns to Dani and Jeff.
Bowser: I still have one attack left! Cataclysmic Chocolate, chocolasize them into candy bars!
Jeff: What!? Uh oh. This isn’t good…
Dani: …Oh great. So, that’s how we’re hitting a Game Over. Being transformed into chocolate bars after being attacked by a…
Jeff: *cuts her off* Wait a second. This isn’t right…
As a huge mass of chocolate flies towards them, they wake up in their bed.
Dani: NOOO!!!
Jeff: Whoa.
Dani: What the heck was that? Cataclysmic Chocolate?
The door opens and Luigi walks in.
Dani: Hi, dad!
Jeff: Hey Luigi.
Luigi: Hey guys.
Jeff tilts his head.
Jeff: What’s that?
Luigi: I thought you guys might like some…candy!
They look at each other slowly, then at Luigi, the candy bars, then straight ahead. Their eyes widen slowly.
Dani and Jeff: No… No. NO! GET IT AWAY FROM ME!!!
They go running out of the house as fast as they can screaming, leaving Luigi behind with a confused look on his face.
Luigi: Geez, they’re acting like candy bars destroyed the Kingdom or something…
Go back to the Castle Grounds from here.