Lemmy: That's right. Hey, why isn't my name in first?
Iggy: Who cares. Today we have 5 contestants. We have Mario.
Mario: Yes?
Iggy: Nothing.
Lemmy: Next we have Luigi!
Luigi: I HAVE TO GO!!! *wets himself*
Iggy: Ew! Next we have Bowser!
Bowser: Who me?
Iggy: Yes you. Next we have Toad.
Toad: Hello.
Lemmy: You seem in a good mood.
Toad: Yup. But I don't have much patience.
Toad gets hit on the head with something.
Toad: ************!!!
Lemmy: I can see that...
Iggy: Lastly we have.......Daisy!
Daisy: Hi.
Bowser: Ohhhhhhh.
Daisy: Don't you dare!
Bowser: He he he ho ho ho!
Daisy: *Sigh*
Lemmy: Alright here is how-
Iggy: This game works.
Lemmy: We shall ask questions to you. Buzz in to tell the answer.
Iggy: First person to 6 points wins.
Lemmy: 1 point well be awarded for each right answer.
Iggy: The questions could be as hard as "When was someone born?"-
Lemmy: To as easy as "what's under your shoe?".
Iggy: Any questions?
Mario: What's under my shoe?
Luigi: Can I go to the bathroom?
Daisy: Can you tell Bowser to stop staring?
Toad: *************!!!!???
Bowser: Can a have 1 million coins?
Lemmy: Here are the answers. The floor is under your shoe, no, Bowser stop staring at Daisy , don't curse and I'm not that rich!!!
Iggy: Okay then. First question.
Lemmy: How many coins does it take to get a star?
Mario buzzes in.
Mario: 348,761,499,285,293,756.
Iggy: WRONG!
Bowser buzzes in.
Bowser: 99.
Iggy: NO!
Daisy buzzes in.
Daisy: 100.
Iggy: CORRECT!
Daisy: Yay!
Daisy gets a point.
Iggy: Question 2.
Lemmy: How many pieces of string would it take to get to the moon?
Luigi buzzes in.
Luigi: One. If it was long enough.
Iggy: WRO- I mean CORRECT!
Luigi gets a point.
Luigi: I'm-a number 1.
Toad: SHUT THE **** UP!!!
Luigi: ...
Iggy: Question 3.
Lemmy: What day is Christmas celebrated on?
Mario buzzes in.
Mario: December 25th!!
Iggy: OH MY. THAT'S CORRECT!
Mario gets a point.
Iggy: Question 4.
Lemmy: Who is our dad?
Bowser: ME!
Iggy: You forgot to buzz in.
Bowser: WHAT?!
Lemmy: Seems our dad is deaf.
Bowser: WHAT?!!!
Iggy: Yup. You're right about that.
Mario buzzes in.
Mario: Is cheese your dad?
Iggy/Lemmy: NO!
Daisy buzzes in.
Daisy: Is Bowser your dad?
Lemmy: Correct!
Iggy: Hey, since when did everyone start answering in question form? Oh well. Daisy gets another point.
Daisy: Cool!
Lemmy: Question 5...
Iggy: What's one plus one?
Mario buzzes in.
Mario: Two...
Lemmy: That's--
Mario: You didn't let me finish! 2.2625381828 and a half.
Iggy: WHAT?! No, that's not even right!
Daisy buzzes in.
Daisy: Three?
Lemmy: NO!
Daisy: Well, I tried.
Toad buzzes in, but Bowser hits him.
Toad: **********!!!
Iggy: No.
Bowser buzzes in.
Bowser: Three.
Lemmy: That's what Daisy just said!!!
Luigi buzzes in.
Luigi: Can I go to the bathroom?
Iggy: Um, no. The correct answer was two.
Luigi: But...
Lemmy: Hush!
Luigi: I...
Iggy: Quiet!
Luigi: Have...
Lemmy: Do I hear something?
Luigi: To...
Iggy: What is that sound?
Luigi: Oh, I give up.
Lemmy: Good. Here are the standings as of the first five questions. Daisy's in first with two points.
Daisy: Yay!
Iggy: Luigi and Mario (Don't ask how) are tied in second with a point each.
Luigi: I really have to go!!!
Mario: I'm the best!
Lemmy: And Toad and Bowser are in last with nothing.
Toad: ******!!!
Bowser: I'm going to sue this game.
Iggy: Now, for question 6.
Lemmy: *looks at the card* Who put this one here?
Iggy: *reads it and laughs* I don't know, but no one will know that one!
Lemmy: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Blow Pop? I didn't say that wrong, either. That's what the card reads.
*Mario buzzes in*
Mario: 348,761,499,285,293,756.
Iggy: Um, that's...*reads the card and gasps* Correct?
Lemmy: Um, Mario gets the point!
Mario: I love cheese!
Iggy: Never quit your day job.
Mario: Okay.
Lemmy: Question 7.
Iggy: Um...There are 3 of these in two, 4 of these in four, 5 of these in seven, and 6 of these in eleven.
Everyone: Huh?
Lemmy: He said, There are 3 of these in two, 4 of these in four, 5 of these in seven, and 6 of these in eleven.
Mario buzzes in.
Mario: Bottles of cheese on the wall?
Iggy: NO!
Bowser buzzes in.
Bowser: Letters?
Lemmy: No.
Daisy buzzes in.
Daisy: Letters?
Iggy: That's correct!
Lemmy: Daisy gets the point!
Daisy: Yay!
Bowser: Hey! I said the same thing!
Iggy: What?
Bowser: And you say I'm deaf.
Iggy: Um...yeah. Anyway. Question 8.
Lemmy: In Super Mario 64. Where does Peach kiss Mario when he saves her?
Mario buzzes in.
Mario: I forgot.
Iggy: Too bad.
Luigi buzzes in.
Luigi: On the nose.
Iggy: CORRECT!
Luigi gets a point.
Luigi: Woohoo!
Iggy: Question 9.
Lemmy: What color is Bowser's shell?
Bowser Buzzes in.
Bowser: Green!
Iggy: NO!
Bowser: WHAT?!
Iggy: I said NO!
Bowser: WHAT?!!!
Iggy: You REALLY need a hearing aid. Look at your shell.
Bowser looks in back of him to see his shell painted red.
Bowser: ARRGGGGGGGHH!!!
Mario buzzes in.
Mario: Red.
Iggy: CORRECT!
Mario: Huh?
Mario gets a point.
Mario: Huh?
Iggy: Question 10.
Lemmy: How do Knife Guy and Grate Guy treat each other In Lemmy's Land?
Toad buzzes in.
Toad: They always tell each other to shut up.
Iggy: CORRECT!
Toad gets a point.
Toad: Finally, I got a ******* Point!
Iggy: Well, here are the standings for the first 10 Questions.
Lemmy: Daisy and Mario (This Can't be right) Are tied in first place with three points.
Daisy: This is cool.
Mario: I want my cheese!
Iggy: Luigi is in second with two points.
Luigi: I need new pants.
Lemmy: Toad is in third with one point.
Toad: About Time!
Iggy: And Bowser is in last with no points.
Bowser: Remind me to put you two in the dungeon at the end of the show.
Iggy: Uh-
Lemmy: Okay.
Lemmy and Iggy cross thier fingers.
Bowser: Good.
Iggy: Now for question 11.
Lemmy: There are 650 (Or 700) of these on a cd.
Mario buzzes in.
Mario: Coco-puffs?
Iggy: NO!
Bowser buzzes in.
Bowser: Megabytes.
Lemmy: YES!
Bowser gets a point.
Bowser: YEAH!!!
Iggy: ... Okay. Question 12.
Lemmy: Which Mario Party game is Daisy in?
Mario buzzes in.
Mario: I forgot again.
Lemmy: Yeah, and we forgot to tell you-
Iggy: YOU'RE WRONG!!!
Mario: No, I'm-a Mario!
Daisy buzzes in.
Daisy: Mario Tennis?
Iggy: *Sigh* (How will I tell her this without making her cry?) Um...sorry, but that's not right.
Daisy: YES IT IS YOU FREAK!!! I DID APPEAR IN MARIO TENNIS!
Iggy: But...but...
Lemmy: We weren't talking about your appearance on the N64, we were talking about Mario Party! Now, I'm afraid we're going to take a point from you and give it to someone needy. Here, Toad.
Toad: Hey thanks!
Daisy: WHAT?!! Wait 'til I get my hands on you.
Iggy: Yeah...
Luigi buzzes in.
Luigi: She appeared in MP3.
Lemmy: *while holding Daisy back* No, she didn't appear on an Internet device! We're talking about MARIO PARTY!!! ARGH!
Bowser buzzes in.
Bowser: She appeared in the Mario Movie.
Iggy: This is RIDICULOUS! THE ANSWER IS MARIO PARTY 3!!! If someone doesn't get it right now, I'm going to go mad and break my glasses purposely!
Toad buzzes in.
Toad: Get ready to break them. The answer is MPIQ.
Lemmy: Ok, Iggy, keep your promises. DAISY, GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF!!!
Iggy: *gasps* But dear brother, that's correct!
Lemmy: No it isn't.
Toad: Need help breaking them?
Iggy: Uh...no...NEXT QUESTION!
Toad: Whatever. And stop speaking in ***** capitals!!!
Lemmy: Question 13. What is the most unlucky day of the year?
Mario buzzes in.
Mario: Easter!
Iggy: Eh?
Mario: The easter bunny comes around hippity hop and leaves eggs on my porch! I think the easter bunny is stealing Yoshi's eggs!
Lemmy: ... No.
Luigi buzzes in.
Luigi: The thirteenth?
Iggy: Partly, but no.
Daisy buzzes in.
Daisy: Can I kill you now?
Lemmy: No.
Bowser buzzes in.
Bowser: Oh Iggy, Lemmy. Remember this lullaby?
Iggy/Lemmy: NO DAD NO!!!
Bowser begins to sing.
Toad buzzes in.
Toad: Friday the thirteenth? *looks at the twins* Hellooo? Can you hear me? I said, FRIDAY THE THIRTEENTH!!! *********!!! FRIDAY THE THIRTEENTH, FRIDAY THE ******* THIRTEENTH!!!
Bowser's Lullaby puts Lemmy and Iggy to sleep.
One hour later, Lemmy and Iggy wake up.
Lemmy: Huh? What?
Toad: *at the top of his lungs* ******* FRIDAY THE ******* THIRTEENTH!!
Iggy: WHOA!!!
Lemmy: *yawn* Yeah, I guess that's right.
Toad gets a point.
Toad: About ****** Time!
Iggy: Question 14.
Lemmy: What can heal Mario in Mario 64?
Mario buzzes in.
Mario: Cheese?
Iggy: No.
Daisy buzzes in.
Daisy: Coins.
Iggy: Correct!
Lemmy: Do you ever get tired of saying that?
Iggy: Not really. Question 15.
Lemmy: What color are Mario's overalls?
Mario buzzes in.
Mario: Blue.
Iggy: Correct!
Mario: The sky looks so blue today.
Iggy: Should I?
Lemmy: Give him a point anyway.
Mario gets a point.
Mario: YIPPIE!!! I WANT CHEESE!!!
Lemmy: Here are the standings for the 15 first questions.
Iggy: Mario (You got to be kidding me) is in first with four points.
Mario: CHEESE PUFFS FOR BREAKFAST!!!
Lemmy: Daisy and Toad are tied in second place with three points.
Toad: ***** Right!
Daisy: I still want to kill you.
Iggy: Um... Luigi is in third with two points.
Luigi: ... (Clearly nervous)
Lemmy: And Bowser still in dead last with one point.
Bowser: I'm getting REALLY mad!!!
Iggy: Question 16.
Lemmy: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Mario buzzes in.
Mario: Good question.
Lemmy: No, that's incorrect.
Mario: Are you saying it's a bad question?
Daisy buzzes in.
Daisy: All he could until he couldn't eat anymore.
Iggy: Hmmm...
Lemmy: Uh...We'll give it to ya.
Daisy gets a point.
Daisy: I'm still going to kill you.
Lemmy: Question 17.
Iggy: How can you tell the difference between Roy and Morton? (Ha, I bet you thought I was going to ask how you can tell me from Lemmy. I'm sure of it.)
Luigi buzzes in.
Luigi: Can I--
Lemmy/Iggy: NO!
Luigi: ...
Mario buzzes in.
Mario: You wear glasses and Lemmy rides a ball.
Lemmy: Those facts are true, but we're not talking about us, we're talking about Roy and Morton!!!
Mario: Oh. Cheese!
Bowser buzzes in.
Bowser: Roy beats people up all the time, and Morton won't shut up!
Lemmy: (Whew!) That's correct!
Bowser gets a point.
Roy: Yeah, that's right! I love beating people up!
Morton: That's Not true. I do shut up sometimes but I do like talking a lot because it's so easy to do and-
Iggy: Not now Roy. And Morton, SHUT UP!!! Question 18.
Lemmy: What 3 words do students often say?
Mario buzzes in.
Mario: I don't know...
Iggy: Correct!
Mario gets another point.
Mario: No, really, I don't know. CHEESE!!
Lemmy: Yeah...
Sirens blares and red light flashes.
Contestants: AAAH!!!
Mario: Ooh, pretty lights.
Iggy: That sound means a contestant is one point away from winning!
Mario: Who could that be? Cheese?
Lemmy: Let's check the stats. Mario (This game must be rigged) is in first with five points.
Mario: Who's Mario? What's a point? How much is five?
Iggy: We'll do the question asking. Daisy and Toad are in second with three points.
Toad: My patience seems to be returning...
Daisy hits him with something.
Toad: ********!!!
Daisy: He lied.
Lemmy: Okay...Luigi and Bowser are in third with two points.
Bowser: What?! I'm still in last?!
Iggy: Yup.
Bowser: ... Remind me to hurt you very bad when we get
home. Both of you.
Lemmy: No can do. Daisy's gonna kill us after the
show.
Bowser: Awwww...
Lemmy: Question 19.
Iggy: In Mario Kart 64, what was the rarest and most powerful item to receive?
Luigi buzzes in.
Luigi: Lightning bolt!
Mario: No it wasn't! It was CHEESE CRUNCHIES!!
Lemmy: *trying not to laugh* Luigi is correct!
Luigi: Now I'm in the runnings for second! Hi Daisy.
Daisy: Ew, get away!
Iggy: Question 20.
Lemmy: What is the number of the question you are now hearing?
Mario buzzes in.
Mario: 348,761,499,285,293,756.
Iggy: ENOUGH WITH THAT ANSWER!!!!
Toad buzzes in.
Toad: 348,761,499,285,293,756.
Lemmy: STOP WITH THE LONG NUMBERS!!
Daisy buzzes in.
Daisy: A half?
Iggy: That number's too small!
Daisy: NO IT'S NOT!!!
Lemmy: Temper, temper. (Wendy.)
Bowser buzzes in.
Bowser: Is this show over yet?
Lemmy: No.
Luigi buzzes in.
Luigi: 20.
Iggy: YES!
Luigi gets a point.
Daisy: Aw, now I'm in third...
Lemmy: Question 21.
Iggy: What is Mario's favorite phrase?
Mario buzzes in.
Mario: I know this one! It's...uh...um...
Lemmy: Good guess...I think.
Bowser buzzes in.
Bowser: CHEESE!!!
Iggy: Dad, stop pretending you're Mario.
Bowser: I SAID THE AWNSER!!!
Lemmy: Okay okay okay! We get it!
Bowser gets a point.
Bowser: Finally!
Daisy: Aw. Now I'm tied in last. Grrr...
Iggy: Question 22.
Lemmy: Who is Wario?
Luigi buzzes in.
Luigi: Fat and ugly!
Wario: *from audience* HEY!!!
Lemmy: Correct!
Wario: DOUBLE HEY!!!
Iggy: Best answer possible!
Wario: TRIPLE HEY!!!
Luigi gets a point.
Luigi: Woohoo. I'm tied with Mario.
Mario: CHEESE!!!
Luigi: And I'm NOT enjoying it.
Iggy: Question 23.
Lemmy: What makes Mario invincable?
Bowser buzzes in.
Bowser: A hat?
Iggy: No.
Toad buzzes in.
Toad: *******!!!
Iggy: ...
Daisy buzzes in.
Daisy: A star.
Iggy: No.
Daisy: YES YOU FREAK!!!
Iggy: No. No! NO!!!
Daisy: ...
Mario buzzes in.
Mario: An invincability star. And a metal cap!
Iggy: WOW!! CORRECT!!!
Ding Ding Ding!!
Lemmy: We have a winner!
Iggy: It is.... (I'm gonna faint) MARIO!!!?
Mario: YIPPIE!!!
Iggy: Here are the other contestants's points.
Lemmy: Luigi was right behind with five points!
Luigi: Beaten by Mario. How emberrasing *wets himself* Now it's even more embarrasing.
Iggy: And Toad, Daisy and Bowser were all in third with three points each.
Toad: ******!!!
Bowser: TO THE DUNGEON WITH YOU!!!
Daisy: *hands like fists,teeth together) I'm really mad!!!
Iggy: And Mario's prize is.... 1 million gold coins!
Mario: Huh? What?!!! I WANTED CHEESE!!!
Lemmy: Oh no.
Mario: I'm going to hurt you BAD for this!
Other 4 contestants: US TOO!!!
Lemmy&Iggy: Uh oh.
They run as the five contestants chase after them.
Iggy: Well that's all we have for today-
Lemmy: -So join us next time on-
Iggy: Iggy-
Lemmy: -And Lemmy's-
Iggy&Lemmy: Quiz Show!
All five contestants: GET BACK HERE!!!
Lemmy: That's if there is a next time.
THE END
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