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             Mario the Dog
          Written by: Crazykoopa
It was an odd day…Bagels had run away and Playful was being walked on a leash, today.

Playful: I WANTED a DINNER TRAY!

Meanwhile, while I try to stop my rhyming due to the bad timing, Bagels arrived at the Mushroom Kingdom, starving and hungry. However, Mario was yelling……

Mario: I’m not Grungry!

Peach: Get out and find a pet, since you’re always dungry!

Mario left the castle and stepped on Bagels while he was singing a horrid song called “The Gagle”.

Bagels: ACK! It's MARIO!

Mario: Well…my name’s NOT Wario!

Bagels: Do you have any food?

Mario: Of course I do, dude.

Bagels: I haven’t eaten all day! I’m soo hungry I’m going to order a tray!

Mario hands him a plate dated “In May.”

Mario: Here you go! Hope you enjoy!

Bagels: Give me the TOY!

Mario: You’re intelligent for a wooden boy…

Bagels(eating) : But I’m a royal DOG!

Mario: Yeah…right… and I’m a FROG!

Bagels: I’m full!

Mario: Good…now go swim in the pool!

Bagels: But I’ll get cramps!

Mario attached an electric machine to Bagels and set it to 5,000 amps.

Bagels: YEOWCH! That tingles!

Mario: I hate Pringles!

Then, Bagels was zapped, Mario melted because of some sap named Flap who had caused a big gap in the Mushroom Kingdom’s map. Finally, Bagels ran home and built himself a large, glass dome.

                                                                       THE END
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