Larry: That was odd.
Lemmy: King Dad’s wacky…
They all grabbed the newspaper and looked at the front page…
Ludwig: Mountain of gold available for keeps! Today!
Wendy: There’s some kind of tiny print…
Iggy: Important note: 1 inch in height…gold is NOT real.
Roy: Oh man….King Dad fell for a lame trick like that.
Wendy: King Dad went to get a miniature mountain!
At the site of the “mountain”…
Goomba: (Oh my gosh! Someone actually came?!?) Hello sir…umm…I shall lead you to the mountain.
Bowser: Where is it? It should be visible by now!
Goomba: Umm…lets just say…it's smaller than your average mountain…
Bowser: Exactly how much smaller?
They stop at a one-inch tall piece of gold.
Goomba: THAT small.
Bowser: Grrrrr………
Goomba: Whoa! Calm down sir! I’ve never seen that shade of red before…I think…
Bowser fries the Goomba and goes back to the castle…
Wendy: Umm…Daddykins?
Iggy: Hey, King Dad! You forgot about that tiny print…
Bowser: What tiny print?
Morton: The very tiny, small print which indicates that the person is up to something or that there is a con of some sort going on, waiting for a gullible person to fall for it like a sucker and also-
Ludwig blinks.
Bowser: Did you just call ME a gullible sucker?!?
Morton: Uhh…no, nuh uh, nopers, SIKE, I doubt it, did not, no senor-
Larry looks surprised.
Lemmy: Why?
Larry: King Dad fell for a dumb trick…
Roy: Its not the first time…
Bowser: MORTON, ROY, LARRY!!! DUNGEON!
Roy: Darn…
Larry: Aww man.
Morton: Rats, shoot, drat, this stinks-
Moral: Don’t get psyched out. Read the fine print, dodo-head!
Bowser: Did the author just call me a dodo-head?
Uhh….yeah.
Bowser: HEY!!!!!!
THE END (Ha ha ha ha!)
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