BUZZ!!!
Announcer dude: You win a cookie!
Contestants: YAY! *they look at each other* Hey!
Mario: Where?!
Morton: ...
Wendy: ...
Mario: I WANT THE COOKIE!!!
Wendy: It's my cookie because I'm the best, and I hit the buzzer before any of you!
Danielle: Uh, actually...
Wendy: SHUT UP!
Danielle: ...
Morton: No, it's my cookie 'cause I pressed the buzzer first, and the announcer dude looked directly at me when he said someone won a cookie, which could only mean I won it 'cause I pressed the buzzer first, and the announcer dude looked directly at me when he said someone won a cookie, which could only mean I won it 'cause I pressed the buzzer first, and the announcer dude looked directly at me when he said someone won a cookie, which could only mean I won it 'cause I pressed the buzzer first, and the announcer dude looked directly at me when he said someone won a cookie, which could only mean I won it-
Mario: Oooh, look, there are pretty puffy things floating in the sky.
Iggy: I'm never sitting in the audience again.
Lemmy: Me, too.
Announcer dude: Actually, the winner of the cookie is...
Contestants: SHUT UP!
Announcer dude: ...
Danielle: Now look here!
Mario: Look where?
Danielle: ...
Lemmy: They're morons, aren't they?
Danielle: That's being polite.
Iggy: Yeah, I guess it is.
Lemmy: *shrugs his shoulders* Well, then, I'm going to agree.
Wendy: I'm going to push the buzzer again, and win the cookie.
She pushes her button, but no sound is emitted from it.
Larry: Hee hee hee...
Wendy: LARRY!
Larry:Hee hee--WHAT?!
Danielle is laughing hysterically.
Mario: String beans, part of this complete breakfast.
Iggy: HUH?!
Mario: Are you deaf, boy?
Iggy: No, but you're stupid.
Mario: No, I'm-a Mario!!!
Iggy: ...
Lemmy: This show is boring. I wish something would spice it up a bit...
Cheese falls out of nowhere.
Lemmy: My wish has been granted!
Mario: CHEESE!!! I LOVE CHEESE!!!
Peach: What about me?
Mario: CHEESE!!!
Peach: Hey!!!
Mario: CHEESE , HOW I LOVE THEE!!
Peach: Helloooo....
Mario: MMMMMM!!!
Peach: Forget it.
Announcer Dude: Can we get going here?!
!!!ESEEHC :oiraM
Contesants: MARIO!!! STOP EATING CHEESE UPSIDE DOWN AND GET BACK IN THE GAME!!!
.yakO :oiraM
Mario sits back down, finally.
Announcer Dude: The next prize is-
Mario: Reese Puffs?
Announcer Dude: Uh.. No.
Morton: W-
Announcer Dude: NO!
Wendy: A mirror?
Announcer Dude: No. It is Bowser!
View goes up to where Bowser tied to a plate.
Bowser: GET ME OUTTA HERE!!!
Mario: Mmmm... Yummy. I didn't forget my cheese salt.
Contestants: ...
Announcer dude: Okay.....Um, yeah.
Mario: Mantis backwards is Sitnam!
Everyone in the world: ...
Single person: HA HA HA HA HA!!! That's so funny!
Iggy: Okay...we need to get rid of the moron in this studio...NOW!
Lemmy: Who do you mean, Moron--er, Morton, Mario, or the single person who laughed?
Single person: My name is a mystery, and no one will ever know who I am!!! HA HA HA! *wets himself* Awwww, man!!!
Everyone in the world: IT'S LUIGI!
Another stupid moron: No it isn't! It's Cheese Man!
Mario: Sitnam loves spray cheese!!!
Larry: Who's Sitnam?
Mario: Mantis backwards.
Toad: Bite me!
Mario: If you insist.
Toad: Ow! ***! ********!
Mario: Uh...same to you too!
Announcer dude: Uh, now a word from our-
Danielle: WAIT!
Danielle presses the buzzer.
Danielle: Yay! I won a cookie!
Mario: Cookie?!! GIMME!!!
Danielle: Uh oh.
Mario starts chasing Danielle, then she eats the cookie.
Mario: Aww...
Announcer dude: Next prize is a new pair of pants!!
Mario: I know someone who needs that.
Luigi: SHUT UP!!!
Mario: I mean the little mosquito flying around me.
Luigi: Oh (Moron).
Mario: I'm the lalalalalalalalalal....
1 hour later...
Mario: lalalalalal-
Everyone: SHUT UP!!!!
Toad: YOU *****!!!
Mario: I remember when I played horsey with Toad!
Toad: Oh no.
Mario jumps on Toad.
Mario: Go horsey go!
Toad: Can't....carry....****....moron..he..ate...too..much...cheese...
Mario: GO!!
Toad faints.
Announcer dude: Why, oh why did I ever sign up for this job?
Iggy: This can't get any weirder. If it does, I'm leaving!
Larry: Oops backwards is Spoo! Ha ha ha!
Iggy: That's it! I'm outta here!
Lemmy: To where?
Iggy: Hmmm...Dunno. The store, I guess. See ya around.
Iggy leaves to wherever he's off to.
Danielle: And I thought this couldn't get any worse. What will the network censor think about this?
Censor: I absolutely HATE it!
Danielle: Oh? Good!
Censor: What?!
Danielle: Eh? I meant, we'll try to get things better...*giggles nervously*
Dave walks in, and sits in the front row beside Lemmy.
Dave: Seat taken?
Lemmy: No, go right ahead.
Dave: Okay.
Mario: Cheese! Sitnam, want some cheese?
Dave: Sitnam? Who's Sitnam?
Danielle: Mario's Mantis spelled backwards.
Dave: Oh. I don't get it.
Danielle: Don't worry, I didn't get it either.
Mario: Can we play the lightning round?
Announcer dude: La la la...oh? Um...yes! Let's play the lightning round!
Everyone in audience: zZzZzZ
Single person: YAAAAY!
Announcer dude: Mario, get back on stage!
Mario: Okay.
Announcer dude: Okay, here are the rules. Hit the buzzer when the red light flashes, and if you lose don't say...
Mario: (Cutting in) SITNAM! Where are you?
Dave: Hey, do you like Sitnam more than cheese?
Mario: I, uh, I....The answer is 77,149, isn't it?
Dave: Ah ha! I knew it!
Iggy bursts through the door.
Iggy: Something weird happened on the way to the store.
Wendy: Argh! I broke a nail on my buzzer! You'll pay for this! All of you!
Wendy stomps off, pulling out a cell phone, ready to call a lawyer.
Morton: WEDDING CAKE!!!!
Dave: Uh...yeah.
Morton: ...
Mario: *crying* Where's my Sitnam?
Danielle: Your Sitnam ran away! He...um...
Dave: He didn't want to hang around us because we're um...
Danielle/Dave: ...
Mario: Ooh, ooh! I know this one! It's 12!
Announcer dude: Idiot!
Mario: Where?
Announcer dude: Look into the mirror and you'll find him.
Mario spends about an hour looking for a mirror.
Mario: I can't find the idiot! *Sniff*
Everyone: ...
Suddenly, a huge mantis appears in the studio.
Mario: SITNAM!
Lemmy: Oh-
Iggy: -crud.
Morton: AAAAH! AAAAAAH! WEDDING CAKE! AAAAH!
Peach: I'd better get my purse.
Bowser: Hello, I'm still tied to a plate here!!!
Mario: Here, have some cheese salt.
Dave: Mario doesn't look too good.
Iggy: Sitnam?
Roy: Always the last to know, aren't you?
Lemmy: He's not going to answer that.
Announcer dude: Join us next time on "Hit the Buzzer, Win a Cookie"!
Everyone leaves in a hurry.
After the show...
Danielle: Hmm...hey!
Dave: What?
Danielle: I just found the stash of cookies!
Dave: Sweet!
They put as many cookies as possible into their backpacks, and are heading to the door.
Mario: I smell cookies! Gimme!
Danielle: Uh oh.
Dave: I'm right behind you. now, head for the nearest backstage exit!
Danielle and Dave run out of the nearest backstage exit door, and are never seen again.
Mario: I love cookies, don't you, Sitnam?
Mario looks everywhere, but Sitnam is nowhere to be seen.
Mario: SITNAM!!!!!!
This story has NO POINT!! I think I'm gonna go CRAZY!
Mario: Me too!!
I wasn't talking to you!
Mario: Oh.
THE END (Finally)
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