Attention New World Order, Trilateralists, CFR, and Bohemians--- I GIVE UP. Your power is readily apparent, but the sheeple do nothing. All I ask is let me in. I'd be happy to be a hapless menion carrying out your plans to enslave the sheeple of the world. There is nothing I like better than submitting to global tracking. Since freedom is slavery, why wouldn't I love a lifetime of debt to the World Bank? Corporate bankruptcy while consumers wither on the vine? You betcha! After all, who knows better how money should be spent than you, Imperious Masters? Global wars? Gotta create artificial scarcity somehow. I won't insult you by telling you who I am, we all know you know all. Why resist? Resistance is futile.