Ian's Top Ten &c. Movie commentary, 2000

My annual essay, why do I bother:

MOVIES 2000: Almost Favorites
November 29: Okay, in this year's grand tradition of calling things too early, we've got less than one month until the eligibility cutoff of Dec. 21 to rank the movies of 2000. So, with results for 49 of the 52 weeks already in, I am going to pronounce this a pretty sucky year for movies. Like "Almost Famous," this year was full of movies that were almost favorites. I'm talking about films that I rooted for, that I wanted to love, but didn't quite make the leap to greatness. Most of the films on my second tier meant well, and were likable, but you wanted them to be better than they were. To this list I could have also added Wonder Boys, X-Men, Chuck and Buck, Sunshine, Urbania, Meet the Parents (basically a successful skit), and American Psycho (which in full disclosure I didn't even bother to see).

Continuing the theme of almostness, even the blockbusters had a "this is almost a movie" feel to them, especially Gladiator ("I am a gladiator... here I am being a gladiator... and now the movie is over, thanks for coming") and The Perfect Storm ("a giant storm is coming... a giant storm is here! The end, thanks for coming").

Top 25 Movies I meant to see:

Sound and Fury

dir. by Josh Aronson

(rating: 9.4) Documentary on surgery that lets the deaf hear

Yi Yi (A One and a Two)

dir. by Edward Yang

(rating: 9.4) Taiwanese, won Best Director at Cannes

The Wind Will Carry Us [Orig. title "Bad ma ra khahad bord"] (maybe)

dir. by Abbas Kiarostami

(rating: 8.9) "an abstract plot, which is mostly symbolic" -Yahoo!

Mr. Death: The Rise and Fall of Fred A. Leuchter Jr.

dir. by Errol Morris

(rating: 8.9) About a holocaust denier

A Time For Drunken Horses (Zamani barayé masti asbha)

dir. by Bahman Ghobadi

(rating: 8.6) About Iranian Kurds

Dark Days

dir. by Marc Singer

(rating: 8.5) Documentary on homeless people in the NYC subway tunnels

George Washington

dir. by David Gordon Green

(rating: 8.5) "essentially plotless but lively and inviting nonetheless" - Elvis Mitchell, NYT

I'm the One That I Want

dir. by Lionel Coleman

(rating: 8.4) Margaret Cho talks about herself

The Terrorist (Mali)

dir. by Santosh Sivan

(rating: 8.4) In Hindustani, with subtitles

The Ballad of Ramblin' Jack

dir. by Aiyana Elliott

(rating: 8.3) About Ramblin' Jack Elliott

Into the Arms of Strangers: Stories of the Kindertransport

dir. by Mark Jonathan Harris

(rating: 8.3)

Calle 54

dir. by Fernando Trueba

(rating: 8.2) A tribute to Latin jazz in the US - "shivers of joy" -Elvis Mitchell, NYT

Animal Factory (maybe)

dir. by Steve Buscemi

(rating: 8.2) EW gave it an A-

Grass (maybe)

dir. by Ron Mann

(rating: 8.1) Documentary about the social history of marijuana, by director of Comic Book Confidential

Shower [Orig. title "Xizao"] (maybe)

dir. by Zhang Yang

(rating: 8.1) "sweet but serious comedy" from China -NYT

Human Resources [Orig. title "Ressources humaines "] (maybe)

dir. by Laurent Cantet

(rating: 8.1) About labor unrest in France, I think

Girl on the Bridge (La Fille Sur le Pont)

dir. by Patrice Leconte

(rating: 8.0) By the director of Ridicule and Hairdresser's Husband

The Tao of Steve

dir. by Jenniphr Goodman

(rating: 8.0) I heard some people liked it

Croupier

dir. by Mike Hodges

(rating: 8.0) Might be good

The Virgin Suicides

dir. by Sofia Coppola

(rating: 7.9) Pretty?

Aimee and Jaguar

dir. by Max Faberbock

(rating: 7.7) Jewish lesbians in Nazi Germany

Nurse Betty (maybe)

dir. by Neil LaBute

(rating: 7.7) Probably about misogyny

Requiem For a Dream (maybe)

dir. by Darren Aronofsky

(rating: 6.1) "Pi" in color and about heroin

Dancer in the Dark (maybe)

dir. by Lars von Trier

(rating: 5.5) Probably an unenjoyable film

Worst ten movies I personally saw, 2000:

The Cell
The Cell
The Cell
The Cell
The Cell
The Cell
The Cell
The Cell
The Cell
...and "Hollow Man"

Movies disqualified (not released in the first 355 days of 2000)
O Brother, Where Art Thou? O Movie, Where Art Thou? Dec. 29 is way too late! The Coen Brothers
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon will definitely see Ang Lee
Traffic could be good Steven Soderbergh
Cast Away could be a stinker Robert Zemeckis
Snatch should be a stinker Guy Ritchie
Before Night Falls ad is packed with praises Julian Schnabel
State and Main preview was hokey David Mamet

List of all movies seen, 2000:

Belle de Jour
Mansfield Park
A Fistful of Dollars
Magnolia
Husbands and Wives
Forbidden Planet
My Fair Lady
American Pie
American History X
Dumb and Dumber
The Phantom of Liberty
Man on the Moon
Adventures of Bullwhip Griffin
10 Things I Hate About You
The Third Miracle
Fantasia 2000
Johnny Got His Gun
All About My Mother
Hands on a Hard Body
Run Lola Run
Topsy-Turvy
Sword in the Stone
My Best Fiend
Erin Brockovich
Sixth Sense
High Fidelity
Mifune
Naked
East is East
Gladiator
Speed
Pee-Wee's Big Adventure
Mission: Impossible II
Wild California IMAX
Papillon
Joe vs. the Volcano
The Leopard
Addicted to Love
Marnie
Rope
Chicken Run
Filth and the Fury
Cradle Will Rock
Shaft (1971)
X-Men
The Specialist (Un spécialiste, portrait d'un criminel moderne)
Vulcan Junction
Chuck & Buck
Africa the Serengeti IMAX
Perfect Storm
The Cell
Living in Oblivion
Brassed Off
Trekkies
Bottle Rocket
Cider House Rules
Hollow Man
Bring it On
Notting Hill
Sunshine
Sick: The Life & Death of Bob Flanagan, Supermasochist
South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut
Urbania
Almost Famous
Best in Show
Stalag 17
The Color of Paradise
The Exorcist
Meet the Parents
My Dog Skip
Paradise Lost: The Child Murders at Robin Hood Hills
American Movie
Trainspotting
House of Yes

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