oooh ... nice circles, baby!
the events according to d.t.v. FREE SOFT PORN! music is free and it is for you * YOU ARE HERE
dance t.v. contact information
if you are interested in booking dance t.v. for a show, please drop us a proverbial line.  "real" gigs are ok, but we'll rock out anything from small house parties to your eskimo cousin's pirate themed barmitzvah party.  if you would like to experience the grace of our presence, please let us know as far in advance as possible ... but don't be fooled, we have no friends and no lives and may be able to play with 5 or 10 minutes warning.
phone:             (989) 772-0442 [ask for some  asshole,
                                               
prank calls welcome]


e-mail:             
iHateDanceTV@yahoo.com

street address:  
a nice little yellow house with
                       turquoise trim.  yeah, i know.
relationship problems?  feeling like there's no way out?  you hate what Bj's doing with his hair and you want to cuss him out?  feel free to contact us individually!
what a pimp
Bj ........... DeadAlienFetus@yahoo.com
                a.i.m. = NOT Bj Williams



Adam ..... MyLunchboxMetal5@yahoo.com
                a.i.m. = MyLunchboxMetal5


Nathan ... ThisIsMyTankfarm@yahoo.com
                a.i.m. = ThisIsMyTankFarm
oh man, it's another pimp
3 pimps in one band?  come on now
oooooh a white line