I HATE PURPLE IVY!
but then again...don't we all...?

Hi, my name is Jonathan...and I am the creator of this stupid, low funded, boredom driven, repetitive site... :)
...at this current moment of time we only have 3 stories to tell...everyone knows about it...from the queen of england to the hounds of heck...well actually 2 cuz ones a 2 part one but still...

School Part One...AKA Purple Ivy...(warning large file)
School Part Two...AKA Purple Ivy part two...(warning large file)
School Part Three...yes the madness has begun again! *evil laugh* Soon To Come...Check Back l8r...
Joe...AKA...Joe...(work in progress....but then again...what here isn't...)
Um...dogs?..."The story of laughter"

The Stuff YOU Can't get Through Life Without...
Quotes...
Poems...
A Blank Page (Inside the mind of Jonathan Bell)
CHRISTMAS! WOO
Journal...wow its almost like you can read my mind...

Viewer Mail...(5) wow! almost a fan club...or...hate mailbox...either or
Like what you see? of corse not...so email us...me....us....me....and tell us what yew think...or you can send story ideas/ideas for where joe should work next...or even some more facts for life...drop us a line at 
ihatepurpleivy@yahoo.com


As a side note...I kept the neatness of the site to a bare minimum to keep the size of the site down bcuz we are just poor bums with nothing to do sep make up crap and put it on the internet for free :) thanks and have a gr8 day...

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