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2/13/02 6:35 P.M.
Today was my brothers birthday. It's like a holiday. Valentines Day is tomorrow. The one day where you could see a big hulking giant, who any other day might be off riding his motorcycle up the ass of civilization, can be seen at a card store buying a 40$ stuffed hippo for his loving/current wife. Heartwarming, simply. Pictures of Me, I got bored and I took them. Until next time, may hidden AIDs be your next illness.
1/13/01 3:09 P.M.
Today I woke up. I think I have an ulcer or some sort of stomach virus. Either way death is inevitable. Click Here for my bands song pack. Yeah.
12/29/01 5:49 P.M.
I think I'm sick again. It's not fair, I was just sick a month ago. Usually my body gives me some time inbetween viral attacks. I got an optical mouse, a wireless optical mouse. It's hot! I can control the pointer from several yards away. Now I can lie down whilst I masturbate. I need more sleep and more food. I've eaten twice in the past 4 days, and have slept for a total of 10 hours the past week. This update is over, eat a bag of dick.
12/24/01 8:06 P.M.
Remeniscing as a child, I remember the days of when I waited for Santa Clause to grease his slimy, yet fair body down the chimney. I used to do certain tests to see if he was real. For instance, laying barbed wire by the fireplace. That may seem extreme, but it had to be done, my curiosity must be justified. So with a wonderful ideas i though, whynot stop him in his tracks as he enters the house. Of course he'd stop in for some milk and cookies, so whynot put bleach in the milk? Let's just say in an atempt to make the santa legend true, somebody happened to drink the bleach, other than Santa Claus. Shit.
So, Let's bring in the new year and holiday with a toast. Here's to serial killers under your bed.
12/11/01
Yeah. This is the latest update. One of my buttons doesnt work, i'm not going to fix it though. Also I added more convos, click the "Start" Button.
11/21/01 6:06 P.M.
My report card came today and i wasnt fucked. I added new convos. So until next time, fuck off.
11/13/01 6:40 PM
Check out our bands pimpin new beats. Click
11/09/01 9:00 PM
Today I got to wake up late because i had no drum lessons. Then I did stuff. Wait this isn't a fucking journal, fuck you. I added nothing, i'm just bored.
11/06/01 6:01 P.M.
I really haven't updated in awhile, so i thought whynot update the buttons. So I did. I added some things to a new page entitled "I ate something my body can't digest". If you look to the left you'll see the links, Click The Start Button to get to the sight above. It basically contains some windows crap i made, also stuff sent in by other people. So yeah, check it out. Today we had off, but tomorrow we dont. School sucks. Tomorrow will suck. School will suck. Yesterday did suck. School did suck. Enough of that. I'm probably going add some more convos. Also the links below might be screwed up, im too lazy to fix em, so yeah. I'll also update news.
10/16/01 6:30 P.M.
I haven't updated in an ass-long time. School and stuff got in the way I guess, you know how that is. I added some more convos for you to masturbate to. That's really all I have to say, until next time, fuck off.
8/23/01 12:26 A.M
Today i woke up to the sound of my mom bitching, ahh sweet motherly love. Nothings new, and if you have any integrity and/or self respect you'll X out this page now and hire an assassin to kill me. Eh well thats about it, my life sucks. I've already gotten about thirty emails about how this site blows, and how i suck at life and the sort. Well you know what, i cried. I bawled like a rabbi. Well i have a new convo, this one is me trying to hit on the ladies, check it out
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8/18/01 10:29 P.M.
Today sucked major ass. My family got this idea to go on a "getaway" to...CONNECTICUT. Who the fuck goes to Connecticut. The state, if i can even call it a state, has no attractions whatsoever. The sea is what it uses for tourism. Stupid aquariams, stupid people. It's like i've died and gone to Connecticut. Sorry about the bad humour, but 6 hours, with four people in a five person car, can make you as dry as Janet Reno's love hole. So after six hours of hell in a car, i get the privelage of walking around a stupid town! As happy as i was, the fun wasnt over yet. We got to go in an "old tyme" sea village and look around. The fun was just bursting out of every porthole. Then 8 hours later i arrived home, and here i sit. I added my nude pic, so check it out.
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#1) Woman's Man - The roles have switched in the romance classic. The picture (taken straight from the movie) to the right shows one of the more heartgripping scenes from the movie. Minasaki (the obese asian) and her husband Erl are seen here fighting the wrath of segragation in the early 1930's, but unlike other activists of the time, they do i with style! Join Little Elmo and Nicky Jr. who I have made up, on this marvelous adventure through time. Witness love, hatred, deceit, love, as you follow these two through their lives.
*Rated NC-17* for the constant use of the word ya'll. Also contains explicit scenes of an obese womans hoghole, a young mans turkey baster, and a little boy flashing his twine stick.
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Rating: 5 Stars and Halifax
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