Jdot's hand-picked timewasters! Guarenteed to be better than Chinese water torture! |
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Bold the ones YOU did when you were little... You've ever ended a sentence with the word PSYCHE You've watched/owned Pound Puppies You wore biker shorts and felt stylish You yearned to be a member of the Babysitter's Club and tried to start a club of your own You owned a couple of those Strawberry Shortcake scented dolls You weren't freaked out by Troll Dolls Two words: M.C. Hammer You ever watched Fraggle Rock You had plastic streamers on your handle bars It was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday morning to watch cartoons You saw the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie on the big screen You got super-excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class You thought your life was all planned out because you played MASH ((mansion apartment shack house)) You wanted to be a Goonie You know the profound meaning of WAX ON WAX OFF You pondered why Smurfette was the only female Smurf You took a lunch box to school You remember the CRAZE... the banning of Slap Braclets You sometimes still get the urge to say "NOT" after every sentence You thought your childhood friendships would never end because you exchanged friendship braclets/necklaces You owned a pair of jelly sandals You said "I know you are but what am I" because you saw Pee Wee's Big Adventure You were seriously injured by a Skip-It or Slip N Slide You had tons of Rainbow Bright and My Little Pony toys You remember New Kids on the Block when they were cool You collected Pogs... Elementary gambling! You used to pretend you could transform into a Power Ranger Wow... I almost forgot about the 90s in the eyes of a kid! |
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Top Five Time-Wasting Games 1. Try not to think about polar bears. Amusement potential: 1 to 5 minutes. This is especially hard, because by trying too hard you end up remembering what you were trying not to think of. By trying too little you end up thinking about polar bears anyways. 2. See what's in your neighbor's trash. Amusement potential: 20 to 30 minutes Best to wear your spy gear for this one. You can learn a lot about people by what they throw out. You could uncover a dark secret, or something vauable that still works like a VCR. 3. Watch TV, repeat everything said in an Italian accent. Amusement potential: 5 to 10 minutes. Sort of amusing if you pretend the people are actually talking that way. 4. Pretend all humans will die except the people in the room with you. Amusement potential: 10 to 20 minutes What would you really do? Would you stay together or divide? Who would join which group? Would there be a leader? Remember, the power plants would run out of fuel in a matter of days. Best to do with people you know. 5. Pick up a small dog so it can see things from your point of view. Amusement potential: 5 to 7 minutes Think about it- Fido has only seen the world from a viewpoint of 6" to 2' high ((15 to 60 cm for all you metric fans out there)). He's never seen the tops of counters, what you keep on your shelves, etc. Try looking at things from his point of view, too. |
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