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| A good time waster, the Top Ten lists you'll find at this site are sometimes almost amusing! For example: Top Ten Ways To Make Golf More Exciting 10. Replace sand traps with bear traps. 9. When somebody's about to putt, announcer screams, "LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!" 8. Everybody has to play on their knees, like that hysterical Dorf character 7. Give Harlem Globetrotters a set of clubs and let 'em do their stuff 6. Have a minister, a priest, and a rabbi play- that always turns out hilarious 5. Every foursome must contain at least one member of "Earth Wind and Fire" 4. Roaming the course- real, live, bloodthirsty pirates 3. Intoduce a genetically engineered super golfer named Fuzzy Tiger 2. Find a way to make golf shoes look even fruitier 1. New rule: miss a putt, swallow a tree |
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| With a name like The Realm of Niftyness, you're pretty much guarenteed to laugh. Or at least chuckle appreciatively. My personal favorites would be the fortune cookies- example: "You should never cry over spilt milk. Unless, of course, you are stranded on a deserted island and a magical genie shows up and offers you a lifetime of pleasure, fame, and fortune in exchange with your last glass of milk and you leap with glee and nearly spill your milk, then after you sigh in relief that it hasn't spilled, you step on a clam shell and drop the glass, causing the genie to disapear and leaving you to live out your days on a diet of coconuts and dead seagulls." |
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| This cheerful bear demonstrates the harmful effects of crystal meth on the brain |
| Letssingit... yes, let's... but the point here is, I get all my lyrics here- it's great for anything from punk rock emo to Disney. If my AIM profile has song lyrics in them, you can be sure this is where I got them from. |
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| And, finally, the coveted SPOON OF EXCELLENCE for 2004 goes to... |
| Ah, ryborg.0catch.com... probably the funniest site I've seen in quite a while, filled with fun rants and articles by a crazy guy from sunny Buffalo, NY. My absolute favorites include the mockery of the all-time worst Buffalo Bills shirts and, best of all, Lame AIM, a series that makes fun of the worst profiles instant messenger has to offer. Congratulations on your SPOON OF EXCELLENCE for 2004! Ps. Why a spoon? Well, my clip art function was, for some unknown reason, temporarily dysfunctional, so I had to use whatever images I had at this site- mainly a spoon and a flower. And the flower was kind of ugly. So, you have a spoon. |
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