ALL YOUR FAVORITE MOVIES SUCK! Yeah, and I mean Star Wars, too!
I really enjoy movies. So I hate it when people make bad movies.

Movies can suck for lots of reasons, but I can't tell people how to make better movies; I can only tell them when they suck. That is my only power.

Why these movies suck:
Star Wars A.I. Artificial Intelligence anything with John Travolta
anything with Tom Cruise SE7EN Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace
Saving Private Ryan American Beauty Terminator 2
Mission: Impossible II Josie and the Pussycats Con Air
Lost and Delirious Reindeer Games Minority Report
Vanilla Sky Signs The Last Castle
Die Another Day L.A. Confidential Aliens Special Edition
Sleepy Hollow High Fidelity Mean Machine
Pulp Fiction John Hughes' flicks The Matrix
Star Wars: A New Hope Carousel (1956) Tomb Raider: Cradle of Life
Mystic River Matrix Revolutions The Da Vinci Code

Other Movie Stuff
What's a good movie | What I rated some movies | What is the Laura flaw? |
Why do villains shout, "No!"? | Why Some Movies Suck

Movies That Don't Suck--in spite of what you think or were told. (under construction)
Rollerball; Starship Troopers; Circle of Iron; Sleuth; Barb Wire; Tomb Raider; Roger Moore as James Bond; Star Wars: Attack of the Clones;

Quickies
Shine | Men In Black | Fire Down Below | Face/Off | George of the Jungle | The Pest | Red Dawn | Ridicule | The Saint | The Thing |

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